kat (feline)

it’s not that deep

[kat (feline) @orange_feline]

The CEO of my company just called me the life of the party and I’m carrying that compliment to my grave

[ESPN @espn]

THE DEFENDING CHAMPS STAY ON TOP 🦅

Eagles beat the Packers on MNF to stay the No. 1 seed in the NFC 😤

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

NFL tush push commercial with Huda from Love Island 💀 https://t.co/wS3vASfjgg

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

Saquon: "my daughter, when I told her that we were going to Philly. she kind of was just like 'does that mean we're gonna win now?' and I just started smiling and I was like, hopefully."

his daughter tonight:

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

yo fuck the commanders. go birds.

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

Saquon whenever the Eagles need a big play:

[kellie ☀️ @cemeteryfIowers]

saquon barkley is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[ham ersson @gaylenhurts]

quite possibly the gag of the century

[Vαɳҽʂʂα🐤🐣🐥 @DreamsSarcastic]

Hacker : I have all your passwords

Me : OMG thank you what are they

[Grace Del Pizzo @GraceDelPizzo]

This is MAGNIFICENT. 10/10 pettiness, no notes

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

and we like our birds in the playoffs

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming

[🧀🥩 @cheesesteakTDs]

@NFL @Commanders Commanders after getting smoked by hurts in the first quarter and then beating Kenny Pickett

[jordan durant @thatguydurant]

If Mahomes got hit the way Jalen Hurts did, the NFL would execute the player who hit him

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

Saquon: this isn't a revenge game.

also Saquon:

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

Just Shazamed a song I liked and it was by Meghan Trainor. This sucks man I’m killing myself

[Ryan Foster @ryanlfoster_]

Those pussies in Europe bout to learn about fentanyl n hell cats

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva??

[jynx @jynxbby]

don't ask me for relationship advice cause i'll tell you to kill him