orange

where there are hard things, there are good things

[orange @orangefroman]

homer simpson is don quixote

i will not be elaborating at this time

[orange @orangefroman]

@jeff82874662 This is such a common thing to say of course it replied this way

[orange @orangefroman]

@Chris_arnade @TWeverberghe Get your hands on a copy of hop on pop. That one will get ya

[orange @orangefroman]

@kitten_beloved There are shitheads in every race. They should make a no shitheads sign. Perfectly race neutral

[orange @orangefroman]

@selentelechia @IvanaDGreco That book got both kids reading by age 4 (third isn’t old enough yet)

[orange @orangefroman]

@joelgrus @xwanyex As someone who also plans to discourage college, that’s a bummer to hear lol

[orange @orangefroman]

Also dem party: we think mentally ill men should be allowed in every woman’s space

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Democratic party: we support your right to choose, maternity leave, free childcare, equal pay, protecting your right to breastfeed in public and pump at work. Ostensibly we like and support women

GOP: we fucking hate women and want you to die

Retarded conservatives: uh women vote left because they’re conformists 🤤

[orange @orangefroman]

Ngl kinda lost some respect for Norway not tackling harder at the end there. Gotta go down swinging

[orange @orangefroman]

America is so wealthy we entirely skipped trains and went right to individual vehicles

[orange @orangefroman]

@eigenrobot “Chronic illness”

Bro thinks he’s tough but stuck in bed half his life

[orange @orangefroman]

@JEdwardWoody @eigenrobot Some boomers it did. But I think the big difference is age (similar to Charlie) and having young kids. It’s a threat for my kids who are not adults. Now if I raise them with Certain Beleifs™️ I put a target on their backs.

[orange @orangefroman]

@selentelechia I hate those guys but they do really help control other little bugs

[orange @orangefroman]

@eigenrobot Is part of it bc he was actually convicted? Can they just flip the switch otherwise?

[orange @orangefroman]

@xwanyex Our fourth is coming in Jan. I’ll be mid 30s so I think it’ll be okay but we’re in the same boat. Might be our last now and it’s sad to think about

[orange @orangefroman]

@SimpForSowell @politicalmath That’s the vibe I was getting as well. Excited to share all the great books with him in a couple years tho

[orange @orangefroman]

An exception troll tweet bravo. Dont see bangers like this come through very often anymore

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The fact that Dems booted Platner over rape, but Republicans stuck with Trump despite rape, shows how the Dems still have some morals ("HR Lady politics") while the GOP are now just pure power-seekers. But the gap is narrowing.

[orange @orangefroman]

@littleapostate The flower glasses are the cutest omg

[orange @orangefroman]

@supertrucker Why would no one just shove him? Especially one of the girls. Super embarrassing to get shoved over by a girl

[orange @orangefroman]

Why does forcibly sound so feeble but forcidly so tough? Who chose the b??