i kind of want to make fun of dan for acting so smitten but if phil was sitting right next to me in a plaid shirt and a quiff i don’t think i could stop staring either
dan after he drops his iphone 10 from the third floor: lol
dan after phil steals his cereal: whaT THE FUCKSJSH HOW DARE YOU THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF MY FAMILY THIS IS THE BIGGEST TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE WATCH ME COMPLAIN ABOUT IT FOREVER