orbitron

“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I’d be dating her right now” - Donald J. Trump, 2004

[orbitron @orbitron507]

me when i’m asked to name a song from green day’s 2012 album ¡dos!:

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@Bobisminion bello

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I’m telling you guys follow @r3000jazz that’s my new account

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Follow @r3000jazz

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I love not being able to make a new Twitter account because it constantly fails to send a verification code to my phone number. Great work Elon

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@realDonaldTrump @WillyMacShow Merry Christmas Mr. President

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good fortune

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I would totally do this if you guys didn’t take away my monetization 3 times because of the same copy pasted robot response

[YouTube Creators @YouTubeCreators]

look at you selling merch & running a business 💰

#YouTubePartnerProgram

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coming back to say HAIL ZHANG

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

I won

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@ussmusicfanpage @USSMUSIC @HUMANKEBAB @MattExit The time Ash told me I was gonna be a star and that great things would come out of my hands. Maybe also falling asleep during one of the opening bands a year later lol

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Gonna stop using this twitter starting tomorrow. Also tomorrow I’m making a new one

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@wowstartsnow Remember that Windows Me came in a blue box for the edition that upgrades from Windows 98... foreshadowing

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@YouTubeCreators Not doxxing other creators

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Nobody likes you
Everyone left you
They’re all out without you
Having fun

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This guy wrote “12 Rules to Life”

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Don’t be a slave to stupid rules.

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@am_headache @SaeedDiCaprio It’s probably a fetish

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@Slopmoding billy talent will all probably just be like “lol cool”

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Ray William Johnson uploading truncated versions of his TikToks onto YouTube is fucking genius. He puts the name of the full video in the comments which gets people to search and boosting your search retention drastically! Bravo, man holy shit

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@helmoretweets we found who's family is being held captive

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@helmoretweets i keep reading your bio as "stop being democratic"

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My theory is that right now it's "drop the most absolute dogshit take you can think of" November