passports that CANNOT open a Chase account for their US LLC:
Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Ukraine, Syria, Myanmar, Sudan
Everyone else? You MFers have zero excuse to NOT be on the safest, most benefit-packed bank on earth: JP Morgan Chase. Even saying it sounds wealthy.
Stop rotting in a useless fintech.
In under 60 days you can be on REAL US rails (without touching a foot in the US):
✅ Access the US credit system
✅ Earn 3% cash back / 3x points
✅ $100k+ lines of credit in months
✅ Travel for free (lie-flats + 5⭐)
✅ Optimize tax down to 0% (legally)
✅ Build real global optionality
All with a US LLC + Chase Business banking/credit. No US credit history needed. No trip to the US needed.
This is the only pathway that currently will get a foreign founder into a top-tier US bank completely remotely, fast.
Reply “CHASE” and Retweet, and I’ll send the eligibility checklist.
Resilia is doing ~$20M/month
→ Their funnel is insanely optimized
→ Subs system feels invisible
→ Clean, conversion-focused design
→ Simple… but extremely effective
I rebuilt their entire theme
(with fully editable sections you can use)
If you want it:
Comment “THEME” + RT
$45k–$120k/month pages are quietly being built with ai animated objects like these
they feel like random shorts you’d send a friend
but they’re structured education funnels under the surface
a sad rice ball inside a fridge
a green character explaining digestion
a drink walking through your kidneys
each video teaches one simple idea
one habit
one mistake people didn’t know they were making
ai writes the micro-story
cloudbot generates the characters and environments
the system posts daily without burnout
no face
no influencer
no personal brand risk
just everyday objects turning health lessons into scroll-stopping scenes
attention comes first
trust builds naturally
offers slide in later
this format is about to replace a massive part of faceless health content
rt + comment “animate” and i’ll dm the setup
(follow for dm)
I recently spoke to a marketer who ran a $40M brand with just two designers and ONE AI process:
He gave me and my team a masterclass on using AI to scale marketing and creative.
Most brands use one tool with a bad prompt and hope it will solve all their problems.
He chains 7 different tools together for: ideation, image creation, video editing, and iterating based on performance.
ALL using AI and two offshore designers.
I paid him 6-figures to build these systems for my companies.
Now, I’m giving them away for free.
Repost + Reply “GA” to get the guide in your DMs.