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shitposts from the deepest corners of my tiny little brain

[simi @ordogfeneke]

i go into the bathroom just to feel something

[martina @chasstitty]

life is about a lot of things but most of them revolve around calling your sister

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@chasstitty no because i like them and i don’t think you should stop pls

[simi @ordogfeneke]

genuinely obsessed with how half of john green’s tweets are about how he deletes most of his tweets

[simi @ordogfeneke]

retweet (im the sister)

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@chasstitty which one

[simi @ordogfeneke]

just made the most DIVINE chicken piccata and roasted potatoes. i am a GOD. someone marry me

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@fruitychronic drank a pumpkin spice latte and dad said this </3

[simi @ordogfeneke]

i don’t listen to the 1975 i’m just concerned

[simi @ordogfeneke]

why is matty healey so mean online

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

'A Mother's Pearls' necklace by Thomas Seir Cummings, 1841. The MET.

[simi @ordogfeneke]

just reread madeline and cried a little

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@fruitychronic NOT a roast

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@fruitychronic ok hear me out you do a little bit but only because you’re close with mom and you grew up talking to their friends. it rubs off on you. also you pull it off great

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@fruitychronic jasper i know this is kind of bold of me but you could use a recipe

[simi @ordogfeneke]

got that postnasal Drip

[simi @ordogfeneke]

i don’t want to be a college student. that’s simply not my destiny. when i am in college i will be going to college, i will not be a college student

[simi @ordogfeneke]

putter around. whatever

[simi @ordogfeneke]

i need to sit on someone’s kitchen floor and watch them putt around

[simi @ordogfeneke]

@chasstitty it would be in a hideable place and no bigger than like 2 inches square

[simi @ordogfeneke]

making myself wait until my birthday to decide if i want a tattoo because it’s too big a decision to make when ur sixteen. i have to be one (1) day older than sixteen

[simi @ordogfeneke]

u know what i may be really into making bad decisions rn but at least i am physically repulsed by cigarettes so i’m not doing that shit