Dan (from Steely Dan)

GUCCI AL BORLAND - Philly -Jeopardy is Life - 68% Bad Bitch - Record collector

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Alex Trebek is a god damn national treasure #Jeopardy

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Rate my Detroit pizza

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

“Heretic” in 3D was just Hugh Grant tilting a candlestick toward the audience and saying “Isn’t THAT grand!?” over and over

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Highway rescue workers worst nightmare windows

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

He lost me the moment he said $40,000 https://t.co/dnVnNCqlA9

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Dude. #jeopardy

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

I’ll be watching men getting attacked by Canada geese videos until I can process reality again

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Why would I vote for a woman when there is a perfectly good ancient white rapist right there?

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

I had to make my own sticker

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Eddie Murphy will play the eccentric funk legend George Clinton in an upcoming biopic from filmmaker Bill Condon → https://t.co/Kqj9fisqbO

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

All set for the Halloween tonight

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

David Gray consistently makes music that would not seem out of place in an episode of E.R. from 2004

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

It’s literally this easy @alwayssunny

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Breaking up with my girlfriend for talking over the “clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, whoo!” part in “Kissing the Lipless”

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

@esjesjesj This comment haunts me

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

This use of improper grammar in Absolute Batman #1 really ruined the experience for me 0/10

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

@MrsBevelynW You literally busted up this woman’s wrist for trying to to help save lives dumb ass

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

@chansoo @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit Will do!

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

@chansoo @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit You are posting the figures from 2023, I am posting statistics from 2024 (the year it is currently). You can see in my post that Tesla’s sales have declined drastically. It is not a “pick up truck” segment. You seem very confused and really committed to your incorrect info

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

@chansoo @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Billy Bragg last night oh my god

[Dan (from Steely Dan) @orencamera]

Am I nuts or is this the AI tiktok voice that everyone uses on a shady prescription commercial?