I low key want every foreigner visiting the States for World Cup to take their cholesterol before and after their trip. They're about to be mind-blown. Buddy excited about table salsa, ain’t even got to endless breadsticks or Cheesecake Factory brown bread yet.
Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.