Raging Boner

I got BITCHES B bipolar I insomnia T tuberculosis C crabs H hemorrhoids E eczema S sadness

[wint @dril]

i think every one with depression, anxieety, stomachaches, etc, should get a gold coin that lets them legally park in front of fire hydrants

[wint @dril]

my biggest fear is that theres an earth quake while im jacking off and little pieces of cum start flyiyng into my mouth and all over my dog

[Raging Boner @OrgasmicSneeze]

@guccdoggin Girl boss goggles🕶

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@pterodactylpoo 😐😐😐

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I mean???

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Debate: does guy Fieri look like an iguana??

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Debate: does guy Fieri look like an iguana??

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If bro keeps twirling my hair like that imma have to hike down his happy trails #southforthewinter

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

That was so myself of me. #duh

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@guccdoggin @dancinmurphball I’d slurp those feathers clean and have it crowing like the sun was coming up🤪

[dramatic bitch @guccdoggin]

5 retweets and I’ll strangle a seagull

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@pterodactylpoo Bruh I ate spicy wings I don’t think you handle what I have rn🔥

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@pterodactylpoo @guccdoggin I’d like to invest, potentially name could be PoopShare

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I don’t trust pigeons, those lil beady eyes got secrets

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Male strippers have the same energy as light up Sketchers

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@pterodactylpoo The gentleman’s bow

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Swag punch a child like hakuna matata

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Taco Bell’s newest item this holiday season: the Beefy Blast

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@guccdoggin Imma put you in a car seat you lil bitch child come get mommy’s milk ya leprechaun