Oriana Layendecker

Stay curious.

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

I wish the hummus in the back of my fridge could talk so that it would reveal it's anti-aging secrets.

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

Whenever I’m running late I find myself getting very philosophical about the concept of time 🥲

[The Business of Fashion @BoF]

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[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

Loo-wee veeton, sha nell, goo chi

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

Random thought, but congrats to the people who get famous for doing nothing but looking like a celebrity that also did nothing

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

I miss the era when Ubers had water bottles.

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

Laundromat employees should assist in restraining criminals

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

@SAS this is messing with my livelihood at this point. I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE US!!!

[Nicolas Jover Stan Account @onedollalama]

.@SAS My return flight to the US was cancelled and the customer service agent shrugged their shoulders on what i should do. Any help you can offer? I need to get home to work and flights out of Stockholm are 16000sek+ one way.

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

They say the camera adds ten pounds, they also say the camera doesn’t lie—which is it?!?

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

I live in my head so much. I should pay rent here 🙃

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

None of these motherfuckers know how high my rank is on two dots

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

I guess the good news is now we all know what to get a really rich person for their birthday

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

I always wonder what someone has to go through in order to become blasting speaker on the subway guy

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

@IHunt And the longest episode of black mirror

[charlie @chunkbardey]

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

[amapola. @O_Dolly]

Let me bring back one of my favorite videos on the internet 🤣#HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Oriana Layendecker @orianamarie]

“HUGE” weight lifted today 🇺🇸

[kelly @kelllicopter]

why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

normies are getting creative