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[oridley @oridley]

@SW_Help Hello can we expense taxis to Farnham?

[oridley @oridley]

@SW_Help can we expense taxis from
Waterloo to Farnham? No other way to get home..

[oridley @oridley]

@British_Airways I maxed out your dumb Junior Jet Club mileage goals before the age of 11, have flown god knows how many flights with you since, your app never works, and I still persist with you - yet every .. single .. time you put me in boarding group 9. NINE! I must be mad.

[oridley @oridley]

@British_Airways 3 months after submitting a claim for a cancelled flight that ruined a day of my holiday, and you are still stalling with compensation. Customer relations do not accept phone calls or chat from customers? You are such an embarrassment of a company these days.

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– user
I want…
– overlaid onboarding
so that…
– in the absence of an intuitive interface, I can learn about everything all at once

[oridley @oridley]

@Spanty @CuriousScutter Good times Jay 👍

[oridley @oridley]

@CignaUKHB why is it IMPOSSIBLE to contact you - we've been trying for weeks by phone and email. This is completely hopeless and unacceptable. How do we get a response???

[oridley @oridley]

@wilsondan @mattdpearce Not you

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

So I’m not getting a vaccine next week - was feeling weird about why I’d been selected ahead of others so rang GP to check. Turns out they had my height as 6.2cm rather than 6 ft 2, giving me a BMI of 28,000 😂

[oridley @oridley]

@wompkin Sorry to tell you buddy but you missed an ‘a’

[oridley @oridley]

@drbrackin @wompkin Stay close DB!

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

*cut to Melania on Air Force One*

BARRON!

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Trump has pardoned Ed Sheeran for writing Galway Girl.

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Toddington @HXValley]

"You, boy, what tier is this?"

[oridley @oridley]

@wompkin @danbarker Is Boris wearing a nappy?

[oridley @oridley]

@Yorkshire_BS your customer support line is not working, just rings busy all the time

[oridley @oridley]

@Homebase_uk @Homebase_help can you please give me an update on order 4071379622 - you don't reply to emails. Have you gone bust?

[oridley @oridley]

@SW_Railway @Christi34171921 No you don’t.

[oridley @oridley]

@SW_Help @SW_Railway 8 journeys in a row between Farnham and Waterloo have had no working WiFi. Have you stopped offering it as a service? Why? WHY??