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yeah, I'm that Orie.

[orie jugernaunt 🐀 @oriejugernaut]

American thanksgiving, wearing cleats to the pub. #cbtm

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@TheFFBallers we did it 🫡
#triplegobble

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is write & produce DIANA by Bryan Adam’s

[orie jugernaunt 🐀 @oriejugernaut]

Watching 28 Years Later,
singing Living Dead Girl the whole time

[orie jugernaunt 🐀 @oriejugernaut]

How the fuck does @SUBWAY charge $7.25 for a 6 inch Tuna. Shit doesn’t even come with a napkin. I have expendable income, but I’m not an idiot damn.

[orie jugernaunt 🐀 @oriejugernaut]

Local man bringing back growler fills at breweries this summer, stating they’re quote: “good for the taps”

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.

Just like this is still Twitter.

[orie jugernaunt 🐀 @oriejugernaut]

The Lions not making the conference finals is now the worst thing to happen in America this year

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

RIP David Lynch, he is survived by his son Marshawn “Beast Mode” Lynch

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@TheFFBallers took the next 2 days off even tho I live in Canada to celebrate with yall down south! #spatchcock

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@patersonjeff

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

this is an advanced stoned thought, but i think if my eyes were closed and kermit the frog walked into a room i'd be able to pick up on his energy and just know he was there.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Seinfeld is funny

[Jenny (she/her) @ginny_jenny]

I realize how Canadian it is for me to use the term “TSN turning point” to describe situations in my daily life, but I embrace it

[(っ•̀ㅅ•́ c ) @michibuns]

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

[Jay Onrait @JayOnrait]

He really was on the case.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

instead of Hot Ones it’s Cold Ones and instead of wings it’s me drinking beers with my absolute boys