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some yoomer

[oriel @Orielol]

I love watching a YouTube video inside instagram inside messenger, great idea guys

[oriel @Orielol]

Shahking news everyone

[oriel @Orielol]

Girls think they're poly but just want a cracker

[oriel @Orielol]

@openai I have also declared a code red on my personality, can I get a job?

[oriel @Orielol]

I'm really looking forward to our creative differences

[oriel @Orielol]

Getting assassinated is one of the top career moves these days

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

I am not suicidal and one of the happiest healthiest people you will meet.

I have full faith in God and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. As a sinner, I am only saved through His grace and mercy.

With that said, if something happens to me, I ask you all to find out which foreign government or powerful people would take heinous actions to stop the information from coming out.

Not only about this issue, but because of the truth that I have been speaking.

The People understand what I’m saying.

[oriel @Orielol]

I tried to type 'hitpiece' and autocorrect suggested 'hairpeice' I feel attacked

[oriel @Orielol]

Brb gonna Kimmel self

[oriel @Orielol]

I do this not because you are easy, but because I am hard.

[oriel @Orielol]

Bed breath bed death

[oriel @Orielol]

Instead of pressing three buttons on the microwave for 3:30 I'll press +30sec seven times

[oriel @Orielol]

Using a ps5 controller one handed is a dark moment no matter who you are

[oriel @Orielol]

Gator Gulag flows better

[oriel @Orielol]

Ironic that journalists have to paint Diddy in oils

[oriel @Orielol]

An "I ❤️ Tokyo" shirt but it just says "Edophile"

[oriel @Orielol]

Ladies, a block-stacking mobile game has just informed me that I have an IQ of 540. Taking offers...

[oriel @Orielol]

The 700 marines they just deployed to LA are gonna come back as sailors

[oriel @Orielol]

Just taking a bite of a salad is the same as making a salad. You have to poke around and gather the ingredients before eating it. You make 50 salads every time you eat a salad, and some of them are good.

[oriel @Orielol]

Gonna do that anime smirking glasses-reflection move when the urologist asks me to take out my wiener

[oriel @Orielol]

Joe Biden didn't go to the doctor because he's a real American.