Tim Furse

Pitt '16 ~ Tech Consultant ~ PGH

[Tim Furse @original_bigTom]

I remember freshman year at Pitt I went to a rush event for one of the frats at the all you can eat Chinese buffet on Forbes. About halfway through my first plate of food 2 frat brothers sat down next to me and asked, “So what is it that interested you most about our fraternity?”

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[S V 🇯🇵 🏆 @Sup3rbobb]

Arsenal Football Club, are you not ashamed of yourselves for what you're doing to this woman right now?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: “You have one of the best of all right here. David McCormick. Where is David? Is he around someplace?”

(Dave McCormick is running for office in Pennsylvania. Trump is in North Carolina)

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

they would have walked the fuck out of the mile in gym class

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

ABSOLUTELY DYING AT THIS TD CELEBRATION BY INCARNATE WORD

[Dad @bert_and_BERNIE]

If you voluntarily watch 18 full minutes of Jake Paul talking about the election you should be lobotomized

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

A full circle moment 🥹 @JoeyPorterJr

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

ETHAN NWANERI

[Zito @_Zeets]

And then this Pickens elbow drop for no reason

[☠Leah☠ @littleleah78]

The Longlegs one kills me. 😂

#Halloween

[Edward Greening @edward_greening]

The Man Utd board meeting for a second time today:

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

That was sitcom style timing LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Girl I did pray for you, that’s why you got fifth place 🏅

[m @msnetik]

I hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re Sigourney Weaver’s nailpolish from Holes

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"We gotta not make Deshaun Watson into a victim here and a martyr like those guys were doing when there are actual victims in this story." - Danny Parkins

[Tim Furse @original_bigTom]

At 2:30 Ally had half of an iced latte left. I went to take a sip and she scolded me, “I’m not done with that yet!”
At 6:15 she looked me in the eye and said, “I’m done with that coffee now” after not touching it since 2:00.

Lord please double my pain and give it back to her!

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Aura is what male football fans use when they don't want to say a player is attractive

[NHL @NHL]

Never change, Geno. 😂