The Original John Harris

Might become an influencer.

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

Thanks to @ChiMarathon for rejecting my deferral for this weekends race because I “wasn’t made redundant long again enough”

I made the application a coupon of months ago, and apparently I needed to have been made redundant for longer.

What?

Solid loss of £200+

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@PUMARunning £260 - worn once. What happens here?

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

Have tweeted in a while, but WTF is this on #thehundred?

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@FlintTownFC alright guys, can I buy tickets on the gate today? #uptheboys

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@LiveFootballTix I have not received my tickets for the Liverpool game tonight yet. And have a long drive to the game. What’s happening?

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@piersmorgan Good grief. They’ve made her look like Orvil.

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@UKALK1 @harrietmcgrath @BTOGORG @RuthStraussFdn @BelfastICC Put her on the stage! This is awesome!

[Harriet McGrath @harrietmcgrath]

And folks, that’s it. Balham to @BTOGORG completed. 359.9km, 2652m elevation and a whole lot of wind!
A great practice run before the actual show: London to Lahti in Finland this May. All to raise money for @RuthStraussFdn in memory of my Dad, Simon. Fundraising link in bio ❤️

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@LondonMarathon how do I nominate someone to collect my bib at the expo?

[Keith @keithdunn]

Ihor Verys finished loop five of the #BM100 in 58:44:59.

[Keith @keithdunn]

A mass loop two finish as John Kelly, Jasmin Paris, Damian Hall, Sebastien Raichon, and Ihor Verys come in at 19:27:49, 51, 52, 53, 54. #BM100

[Keith @keithdunn]

Overheard: “This race would be a lot more fun without the physical discomfort.” #BM100

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@footballtweet How is he fat and skinny at the same time?

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

One of the worst stoppages in UFC history. All time referee failure. #ufc295

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@mrjakehumphrey 2003 by the looks of things

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@MarkWCostin @izzywestbury Oh my word. I am immediately a fan!

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@InternetH0F Pogba

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@matthew21051494 @footballtweet 2 questions.
1 - why not?
2 - would you like some basic maths tutoring?

[The Original John Harris @originaljohnh]

@footballtweet Underfed