originalpratty

purveyor of profanity & amateur socialite! Hates children and holidays abroad!
+2 golfer and plays Left Wing for Tottenham. Male

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#RyderCup2016 #USAssholes #RespectTheGame

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@OC please play The Laughing Gnome. It's the one and only dedication I've had played on the radio, 38yrs ago! #Bowie

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@OC currently stationary on the M1 southbound. 😢

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@OC tell your happy travel man, it's pronounced "toaster" not "tow cester"

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@chrislegend I'd leave my brain to science, but it would only mock them.

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@chrislegend @duncan_duval @gcw #OnlyCheatingYourself

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@chrislegend @duncan_duval @gcw do missed gimmies count?

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@Aggerscricket please don't encourage our little friend @duncan_duval obsession with plane spotting. YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM!!!

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@EverdonBoycs ahh! A much maligned piece of hardware but useful for a late night ham n cheese toastie in a standard tariff Ramada!

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@EverdonBoycs thank Christ you found my gas bottle! Any sign of the BBQ?

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@duncan_duval @MattHawkins2 I'm hurt Mathew. Hurt.

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RT to win my signed tour bag! Every tweet enters you into the draw to play a round with me as well #RBCMcDowell

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@duncan_duval judas

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@OC man up!

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Kinda gettin used to the smell of sour milk.

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Is it me or do Italy not want to win this?

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@Saintsjulien @EverdonBoycs some good bits a carpet in there!
One mans rubbish is another mans treasure!
you northerners don't give owt away

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@Saintsjulien bad parent!

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@levthebuilder we could've been millionaires Rodney!

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Anyone else underwhelmed by the World Cup?