Orions Army

1.618 Follow the Light. The light is your guide. Mandelbrot set 💎 Fractal fan.

[Orions Army @orionsarmy]

@cloutedent Got to try this concept restaurant at La Live in ‘22 after the 2pac exhibit - it was great.

[𝒿ℴ𝓁𝒾ℯ𑁤 @julyameixa]

"As crianças de hoje em dia precisam ver YouTube no carro para não ficarem entediados"

Eu com 7 anos quando minha gota de chuva favorita perdia a corrida na janela:

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Funeral home says they are “sorry” for accidentally cremating a woman and presenting someone else with her wig on at an open-casket viewing.

A Detroit family says they showed up at the funeral home only to find someone else in the casket wearing their mother’s clothes.

Yikes.

[Curtiss King 🏁🛠 @CurtissKing]

This scene been messing me up since I was 7 years old.

Spike Lee & Denzel did that.

Malcolm X (1992)

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

Me blowing weed smoke at the fly that got into my house:

[Nwosparrow @nwosparrowNYC]

@mimitheblogger Thought they was talking bout Sway in the morning

[Randall Carlson @randallwcarlson]

The radius of the sun measures 432,000 miles. That same number appears in the Sumerian King List as the total years of antediluvian rule. It also marks the beginning of the Vedic time cycles, the Kali Yuga. The Dvapara Yuga doubles it to 864,000, which is the sun's full diameter. The Treta Yuga triples it to 1,296,000, and the Satya Yuga quadruples it to 1,728,000. Add them all together and you get the Mahayuga: 4,320,000 years. These numbers show up in the Bible, in Sumerian texts, in Vedic cosmology, and in the dimensions of the sun itself. The question isn't whether these correspondences exist. The question is why ancient cultures across vast distances encoded the same ratios into their sacred timekeeping systems, and whether those ratios reflect something real about cosmic cycles and planetary dynamics.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Me watching YouTubeTv pretending not to hear my phone buzz with a score update when the other team has the ball

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

When the principal asks my 9 year old how in the world he got the idea to start a gambling ring to bet on football at recess

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

Me when I’m in the Uber and the bartender runs out to tell me I haven’t paid yet

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

Working from home like a boss 💪

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Do I have a soda for you

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Tim Dillon Remembers 9/11

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Orions Army @orionsarmy]

@bnease @DeePhunk I wanted to debate this, but then you came with such an accurate take with the Vanessa version of Good Girl Vs 702 I still love you - which is WAY better- and … shit maybe you’re right. 😂

[Unfiltered Artist @EmpireEnjoyer3]

42 minutes of 9/11 footage from one guy with a camera.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

My wife when she thinks football is finally over then she hears this at 8:00 PM

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

basketball is my first love but i won’t ever pickup a ball again, getting hurt for free when you got a corporate job looks crazy

[CoinSage2k @CoinSage_2k]

these fat remixes go way too hard lmao

[Being Christo-Conservative 🇺🇸 @bcc_1776_]

Alex Jones the day after 9/11 - Must watch