Anyone who doesn’t understand the “you the birthday” jokes or any other jokes using the same structure, I just automatically think you lack critical thinking skills and/or can’t comprehend context clues.
Very specific times I want a boyfriend:
After 8pm
My friends are busy
There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do
I'm cold
I'm at a family function
On Sundays
My friends are busy
I'm bored
There's a bug in my house