Chris Orsini

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[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman or do you not remember? You were hitting the cannabis oil pretty hard

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman or was it because we wouldn’t tolerate your misogynistic/sexually inappropriate comments you made to my wife?

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman or was it when I offered my support after pulpit & pen wrote that harsh (yet accurate) article on you?

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman or how about when we paid for you and @ReformedBatWife to go on a date and watched your kids while they broke our son’s toys?

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman or maybe it was when we bought you gas for your generator after hurricane Irma left you without power?

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman did we make you feel taken advantage of when we paid for your podcast hosting when you couldn’t?

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@CalvinistBatman I’m still wondering how we took advantage of you and why it was necessary to slander my wife and I. You’ve had over 4 months to contact me

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@hulu_support It is just completely nonsensical. It needs to be rebuilt from the ground up

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@hulu why is your UI so bad? The more I use it the more I want to cancel my subscription

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

Please tell me someone kept count of how many times they said #machinelearning at #WWDC! Anyone over at @TechReformation?

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@faxzero Why aren't any of my faxes working today?

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

Quote of the day from an elementary school student:
"Sometimes I walk in and I smell bacon and I feel blessed"

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@JustinBuzzard here it is again. Can you please unpack this?

[Douglas Wilson @douglaswils]

Approximately 52K black children will be legally executed in the course of Black History Month. #FailuretoGrasptheConcept

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

@JustinBuzzard I'm enjoying Date Your Wife but am troubled by your Religion section in chapter 4. How would you define religion?

[The Rugged Marriage @RuggedMarriage]

Just got my @CalvinistBatman swag in! #bejealous

[Chris Orsini @orsinichris]

#LenovoFETC