David Jenkins

Wine enthusiast, Welsh rugby nut and general all round idiot

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The Internet is undefeated.

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@TheMasters @McIlroyRory Awesome wine choices!😎

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

"I can see the complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age."

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@susie_dent @JaniceHallett Absolutely loved your novel. Bravo.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@Zopa Ridiculous non answer. I thought it was meant to be for customer service, not the customer suffering for the deficiencies in your technology

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@Zopa logged into my account with fingerprint security trying to get basic help on your chat and I get asked for all this. Wtf?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

UK's first conscript inadvertently sinks flagship aircraft carrier after mistaking it for an economy.

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

Recreate the magic of ‘A Christmas Carol’ for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@robkitson No

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

Subscriptions >>> https://t.co/9sufx90xtM

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

Se7en - classic 90s horror in which Kevin Spacey's serial killer has to decide which is the right bin for Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@WhiffofCordite Who is Ciano?

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@ChartMusicTOTP Horrifically panned by The Times....

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

Nadine Dorries dressed as car crashes 🧵

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@donalde It's brilliant

[Mhairi Hunter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @MhairiHunter]

This is proper tabloid journalism

[David Jenkins @orwelldavid]

@scyldberry That's aged well. 10 minutes