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voted most likely to read the terms and services. libra. she/her

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

“gay son or thot daughter?” baby, those are blessings. let’s make it challenging. pick me daughter or incel son. choose one

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Today marks 4 years since I cut poisonous berries out of my diet. I feel amazing, I have so much more energy and no more daily trips to the ER. I can't recommend it enough

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

imagine being john green and giving the title of "worst website" to twitter after what tumblr did to him

[danlet @evildanevil]

Can I come over and act peculiar

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

will be thinking about heidi klum’s worm costume for the next several days

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Heidi Klum dresses up as worm for Halloween.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

btw the stereotype of americans i have run into the most so far in europe is that americans work themselves to death for nothing

[samantha @milkygoddess]

in the club thinking about how much i miss my cat

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I fucking love halloween because nothing makes me laugh harder than what people will sluttify. a girl I know is being “slutty sleepytime tea bear” and i’ve been laughing at that for 45 minutes

[shannon wolf @helloshanwolf]

All I have to say about the happy coffee wife is: in August, my husband’s aunt fake-gagged when she saw me kiss him on the cheek and said “let’s see how in love you are in 10 years” and I said “why are you rooting for our marriage to be unhappy, that’s really weird.”

[m @mirrorballmolly]

SPOTIFY PLS ADD LYRICS i don’t know what i am singing

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i luv when cats sit in tht position tht makes them look like a rotisserie chicken

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

my friends are bad at comforting i be like “i wanna die” they be like “same here”

[cabby @cabby]

pop rocks making borderline soft porn for a commercial in the early 2000s is truly incredible

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

That’s gotta be bait 🤨

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Pour some prosecco out for the bartenders having to make negroni sbagliatos for 1000 bisexuals this week