Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social)

mediocre web dev/mgr; also mediocre ultimate frisbee player; pretty dang good crossword-puzzle solver. go Jackets. he/him

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

I'm done here. I'm going to miss the world-beating levels of elite shitposting and the frisbee and webdev community drama, but it's not worth enduring the absolute trash fire this site is about to become. find me at the bluer, sky-er, social thing.

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@fin_martre NEW YORK CITY BABY GREATEST CITY IN DA WORLD ONLY IN NEW YORK

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

yes hello I'd like to report a voter fraud

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@MALTSCHLITZMANN holy shit this rules

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@Obedushop sorry not enough fonts for me

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

pleased to report that "trick or treat, smell my feet" remains the joke of the evening for discerning members of the next generation

[Busch Light Tyce Forever @BrostaDelMar]

DEMOCRATS FIXED THE MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINES??????

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@witnessborne this broke my streak, like what the fuck is a tittle

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@speedofwhite because Deaton's opponent is someone who they've heard of and think sucks?

[City of Worcester @TweetWorcester]

The City of Worcester has entered a Level 1-Mild Drought status and is implementing the following water use restrictions in accordance with the requirements of the declaration.

Learn more: https://t.co/NZ09TTU9AE

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

I did not know you could sell cheeseburgers on facebook marketplace

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@SharpFootball this happens twice a week in the ACC

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

Buckethead better watch out

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@kenklippenstein this is a dril tweet

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

@DjSparx268 the upside-down exclamation point is even better. it's like watch out because you're about to get your shit blown away

[Dan 🦃 (danorz.bsky.social) @orzechod]

I'll still vote for her because the alternative is ten million times worse but jesus this is a world-historic election fumble by Kamala Harris