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[LaVozGalactica @Lavozgalactica]

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Se acaba de filtrar un vídeo de más de un minuto de Leo Messi simulando penaltis.

Lleva toda su vida haciendo trampas.

[Scarlett @Scarlett1476896]

He Thought He Was Safe With His Food 😂Then a Seagull Pulled Up 🪽🤣The Robbery Was Too Smooth!

[Stiff FC @Stiff_FC]

Messi has been disgracing football his entire career, and you are all too scared to admit it:

> Barcelona Negreira case: 18 years (2001-2018) of alleged payments from Barcelona's president to the Spanish referee association... drawing almost every title that Messi has won with Barcelona into disrepute... (this case is ongoing)

> Messi is essentially the only player in football history to use human growth hormones during years of critical physical development...

> Messi and his father were convicted of tax fraud between 2007 and 2009... defrauding the Spanish government out of millions.

> Messi stole the Ballon d'Or off Haaland, Lewandowski, Sneijder, and Van Dijk. Particularly the Haaland and Lewandowski claims are shocking... Messi was miles behind in those campaigns. If Messi had even an ounce of integrity he would've handed the trophy to these players at the ceremony.

> The scandal at Stamford Bridge... go watch the 2009 UCL semi final against Chelsea again... try and tell me that wasn't rigged. The referee himself even claimed he 'had a very bad day'. Seems that every referee has a 'bad day' when Messi is on the pitch.

> They literally changed the frequency of Copa America's until Messi won one of them... then suddenly... changed it back... ridiculous...

> 2022 World Cup: a record 5 penalties awarded to Argentina. The Netherlands game is possibly the biggest scandal I've ever seen in world football. Messi's handball, Paredes booting the ball into the Dutch bench and not receiving a red??? Go watch that game again and tell me otherwise. Impossible. The most fraudulent trophy win of all time.

> 2026 World Cup: Argentina put on the easiest side of the draw, the only nation EVER to not face a top 15 side up until the semis. No red card against Algeria. The Cape Verde controversy... Messi taking the free kick before the wall was set and the keeper was in position. All the while, the entire world is still seething about the Egypt game. Salah's penalty claim, the disallowed goal... nothing but corruption.

> Why does Infantino, the president of FIFA, claim he 'suffers with Argentina'... you are the president... how on earth are you not remaining impartial? Scandalous. It reeks of favouritism.

> Not to mention he moved to PSG, stunk it out and retreated to USA of all places... enter 'Inter' Miami... the most plastic and manufactured club that has ever existed. Upon his arrival, Inter Miami suddenly and disproportionately hoard old European talent and walk the league. The competition in the MLS has suffered for it. How they even pulled these signings off from a financial fair play perspective is shocking. They somehow even got invited to the Club World Cup. The rules were literally changed to allow them in. Speechless. Beckham is complicit in this nonsense. His reputation should suffer for it imo.

All of you football media gimps suck him off... claiming he’s an ‘alien’, he’s ‘not from this planet’… genuinely shut up. It’s embarrassing and cringe. Twitter is infested with pro Messi content... it's disingenous, cherry-picking nonsense. This rhetoric that he's a small humble little boy from the streets of Argentina is nauseating.

Messi has made a mockery of football. And the world applauded him for it.

[𝕋ⒶℍⒶ🔝 @Jitkant]

مريضة تبلغ من العمر 19 عامًا، ذات مظهر أنثوي طبيعي، راجعت عيادة أمراض النساء بسبب انقطاع الطمث الأولي. ذكرت أن نمو الثديين كان طبيعيًا خلال البلوغ، لكنها لم تحض مطلقًا.

كانت تعيش حياة جنسية طبيعية مع شريكها منذ عام تقريبًا، مع صعوبة بسيطة أحيانًا في الإيلاج العميق. حضر الزوجان للاستشارة بسبب القلق بشأن الخصوبة.

أظهر الفحص السريري طول قامة ملحوظًا، وثديين متطورين بالكامل (Tanner V)، مع قلة شعر العانة والإبطين. كما كشف الفحص النسائي عن مهبل قصير وغياب عنق الرحم.

لم تُظهر الموجات فوق الصوتية وجود رحم أو مبيضين. وأظهرت التحاليل مستوى تستو��تيرون قدره 650 نانوغرام/ديسيلتر، مع ارتفاع LH وارتفاع طفيف في FSH. كما كشف تحليل النمط النووي عن صيغة 46,XY.

وأظهرت الرنين المغناطيسي وجود تراكيب بيضوية داخل البطن بالقرب من القنوات الأربية.

ما هو التشخيص الأكثر احتمالًا؟ @grok

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Vamos a desmontar el relato de Messi en los mundiales:

- después de jugar 6 mundiales, nunca ha jugado contra: Brasil, España, Inglaterra, Uruguay, Portugal ni Italia.

- de las grandes selecciones solo jugó contra: Alemania (3 veces), Holanda (2 veces) y Francia (1 vez). Perdió todos los partidos.

- en el mundial de Sudáfrica de 2010, marcó un total de 0 goles.

- en el de Brasil 2014, marcó 4. Todos en fase de grupos. Los rivales: Bosnia, Nigeria e Irán.

- En Rusia 2018, solo marcó a su víctima favorita: Nigeria.

- en Qatar 2022, marcó 7 goles. 4 de penalti.

Es la carrera más maquillada de la historia entre ayudas, penaltis y goles a selecciones sin historia ninguna.

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨 Reporter asks Vinícius Júnior who the best footballer is between Neymar Jr., Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo:

🗣️ Reporter: “Vinícius, you’ve played with Neymar for Brazil and you’ve watched both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo dominate football for years. Who do you think is the best footballer among the three?”

🗣️ Vinícius Júnior: “First of all, it’s an honour to even mention those names together. Neymar is one of the most talented players Brazil has ever produced. Messi is one of the greatest talents football has ever seen. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes the sport has ever had.”

“But if you’re asking me to choose one, I would say Cristiano Ronaldo.”

🗣️ Reporter: “Why Cristiano?”

🗣️ Vinícius Júnior: “Because when I look at football, I don’t just look at talent. I look at the complete picture.”

“Cristiano proved himself everywhere. England, Spain, Italy and Portugal. Different leagues, different teammates, different coaches and different generations, but the result was always the same — goals, trophies and records.”

“His mentality is something I’ve never seen before. Most players are satisfied after winning one Ballon d’Or or one Champions League. Cristiano kept wanting more.”

“He turned hard work into an art form. Every young player in football has looked at Cristiano Ronaldo and learned something from him.”

“What impresses me most is the longevity. For more than twenty years he has remained at the highest level while football constantly changed around him.”

“People talk about talent, but discipline, sacrifice and consistency are talents too. Cristiano mastered all of them.”

“Neymar inspired a generation in Brazil. Messi inspired a generation in Argentina. Cristiano inspired the entire football world.”

“That is why, for me, Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest footballer ever”.

{@beINSPORTS }

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: A Texas neighborhood was forced to go on lockdown after an 18-wheeler flipped over, releasing 24 *million* honeybees.

The truck was carrying more than 400 hives with about 60,000+ bees in each hive when the truck driver lost control and flipped into a ditch.

Locals in Orange County, Texas, were told to seal their windows and remain inside their houses.

One local beekeeper who volunteered to help estimates that only about 25% of the beehives will survive, noting that survival depends on whether the queens remain alive.

The bees were reportedly being transported to North Dakota when the truck driver made a wrong turn and ended up in a neighborhood.

The truck flipped when the driver tried taking a sharp corner.

It's unclear how many people were stung.

[Aprender Gratis @AprenderG]

El Departamento de Estado de EEUU abrió hasta el 22 de junio (la semana que viene!) sus cursos de inglés gratuitos.

El más interesante de todos es del inglés intermedio B1-B2 con certificado y que te puede ayudar a trabajar con empresas de EEUU.

Pero hay otros: cursos para enseñar inglés (para profesores), curso de inglés turístico, para quienes quieran ir a trabajar a EEUU... además de actividades.

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[Bruno Souza @brunosouzasc]

Elon Musk criou, em um único dia, 4.400 novos milionários.

Quase 400 deles ultrapassaram os US$ 100 milhões.

Não são banqueiros nem investidores de risco. São funcionários da SpaceX: soldadores, técnicos, mecânicos e até funcionários da cantina. Durante vinte anos, a empresa pagou gente de todos os níveis com ações, não só com salário alto. Quem produziu colheu.

Juan Hernandez, imigrante mexicano, aceitou um emprego de soldador por US$ 28 a hora em 2015, sem nem saber direito o que era a SpaceX. Recebeu uma pequena participação de US$ 10 mil e pôde comprar mais por desconto em folha. Hoje sua fatia vale US$ 880 mil.

Trevor Hise ignorou os conselhos dos pais para pegar um emprego “seguro” na General Electric. Escolheu a SpaceX, ficou 12 anos e acumulou mais de 100 mil ações. Ao preço da listagem, são US$ 13,5 milhões. Aos 37 anos, ele já pode se aposentar. Palavras dele: “A magnitude disso é ridícula.”

O detalhe mais eloquente veio antes mesmo da abertura de capital: mais de 100 funcionários se uniram discretamente para contratar uma gestora de fortunas capaz de cuidar de até US$ 5 bilhões. Muitos nunca tinham precisado de wealth manager na vida.

Há décadas os IPOs de empresas de tecnologia enriquecem programadores. Desta vez, o dinheiro chegou ao chão de fábrica. Isso é capitalismo de verdade: quem arrisca, quem trabalha e quem entrega valor colhe frutos proporcionais.

A esquerda odeia esse tipo de história. Porque ela prova que a verdadeira ascensão social não vem de dividir a miséria alheia, mas de criar riqueza que eleva quem tem coragem de construir.

[سلطان @Elvideohat]

هذا الشاب أبهر كل من شاهده حيث يقوم بعمل أكثر من 100 شنطة ورقية في ثوان معدودة، موهبة استثنائية تضيع على أشياء لا قيمة لها

[Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo @cayetanaAT]

Quien amenaza la soberanía de los mexicanos no es EEUU. No es España. Y desde luego no es la Historia: Hernán Cortés o Isabel la Católica.

Son tres flagelos.
Internos, coludidos y corrosivos.

1. El crimen organizado.
2. El populismo autoritario.
3. La mentalidad de dependencia.