OreoLikeTheCookie

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@_prophet_futu Android…open platform used by VARIOUS devices vs Apple that basically has 2? Main devices. Not hard to understand why it would “work” better

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@hatta128bit @tomwarren What killed it was the market place wars. Android and Apple were just way ahead (in numbers, not actual useful apps) and folks were measuring the phones based off that

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@CAGaddy @RetroChad02 Omg I missed it by picking up my kid at daycare. Fffff

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@CAGaddy @RetroChad02 WTH!? That has to be fake lol

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@BlewideScorpi0 @LegendaryEnergy Keep getting pegged for us, hero 🦸‍♂️

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@MichaelDoesLife Tell me you’ve never been to Miami without telling me you’ve never been to Miami (especially SoBe)

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@ottrp0ps @PubWanghaf Growing up as a millennial, eating out at any fast food place was a luxury, most Gen Z do not understand that. Hell going to TGI Friday’s was a flex that your family was probably “middle” class. Most Gen Z I’ve met doesn’t cook and Ubers everything. *shrug*

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@AtRealBen Damn had me the entire time lol

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@SUBWAY it’s like you guys don’t want people to use your site. I’ve been on a loop all morning trying to place a damn lunch order via the website

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@olgasfilms @MarioNawfal The amount of folks that need to walk outside and touch grass in the country side lol

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@VladTheInflator Right when I thought she was “decent” she went all in on the kool-aid

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@VioletLave5799 @garrytan I’ve worked in IT my whole career….no way in hell there are “547” jobs at a freaking data center. It’s a mission to get help once you’re inside. My guess is that the number branches out into other companies that would do maintenance at the DCs

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@ImBreckWorsham 🫡🫡

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Nick Shirley FOLLOWED the California Speaker of the House and a Senator for pushing the Stop Nick Shirley Act, which CRIMINALIZES anti-fraud journalism

They were stumbling, panicked, REFUSING to acknowledge that levying up to $50K fines for journalism is TYRANNY

SHIRLEY: "Speaker Rivas...AB 2624? Is there a conflict of interest with Mia Bonta, and her husband being the ATTORNEY GENERAL?"

RIVAS: "I don't know." *Runs into car* 🤯

SHIRLEY: "These people won't even answer the questions."

[OreoLikeTheCookie @oscar_jago]

@ElxMapping @LePapillonBlu2 Maybe he should run for President since he’s such a winner.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Lindsey Graham hearing the news about the ceasefire

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

I just want to say I'm sorry to hear that FBI Director Kash Patels girlfriend will be dumping him in the very near future.

This will have nothing to do with his firing or acting like a fucking goof.

It was just she fell out of love the moment he left power purely coincidentally.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.”

Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971. His parents became citizens in 1975. Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship.”