Oscar Pistorius Parody

We call a spade a spade and a cricket bat a cricket bat. Not the real Oscar Pistorius. Parody twitter account. Serious and reflective. Welcome to feel offended.

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And the Oscar goes to....... Prison #OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument. #OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? #OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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The Olympic committee wanted to name a celestial body after Oscar Pistorius. But they were denied since he is already a shooting star. #OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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Why did Oscar Pistorius leave the courtroom?
He had to bounce.
#OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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@DaleSteyn62 How would you bowl to @oscarpistorius_ Understand he is brilliant with the bat....

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@KP24 Would you select @oscarpistorius_ to bat?

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@ABdeVilliers17 Would you select @oscarpistorius_ Understand he is brilliant with the bat?
#OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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@OfficialCSA Breaking news: Oscar Pistorius to be released on early parole. South African #cricket team needs someone that is good with a bat.
News: England beats South Africa by 9 wickets.
#OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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@LindorHughes 🧐

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Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game.
Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot
#OscarPistorius #ReevaSteenkamp

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Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the only guy who's come home legless, and then shot a load into his girlfriend's face while imaging it was someone else?
#OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv #MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche

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Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door
but his girlfriend was dead against it.
#MyNameIsReeva #CarteBlanche #OscarPistorius @carteblanchetv @DStv

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Remember this epic photo! #oscarpistorius @SupportForOscar @OscarTrial

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Here's a preview of the new Oscar Pistorius movie. Let us know what you think. The film will premiere in the US on 11 November

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#OscarPistorius in court

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Hit RETWEET if you are an Oscar Pistorius fan https://t.co/qK1T4m9pH7 #oscartrial199 #OscarTrial via @WillemTait Oscar Pistorius

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Hit RETWEET if you are an #OscarPistorius fan https://t.co/MZHshIhTVg #OscarTrial #BarryRoux #reeva #GerrieNel

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Hit RETWEET if you are an #OscarPistorius fan https://t.co/MZHshIhTVg #OscarTrial #BarryRoux #reeva #GerrieNel Stories via @NaomiCa11870251

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Hit RETWEET if you are an Oscar Pistorius fan https://t.co/HNB5ZHFeyX #OscarTrial #BarryRoux #GerrieNel via #reeva #OscarPistorius