Joshua

[Joshua @osherjay]

Food waste leads to climate change. Fuck my waistline, and don’t forget to give me all your Indian leftovers!

I’m the new Greta Thunberg!

[Joshua @osherjay]

Me when people complain about gas prices being too high…

[Joshua @osherjay]

Tornadoes aren’t the only thing that’s pounding in the plains! 😉

[Joshua @osherjay]

@danielbanderson No thanks bestie!

[Joshua @osherjay]

I deserve peace.

[Joshua @osherjay]

A cancelled dick appointment has me like….

[Joshua @osherjay]

I’m STILL out here everyday fighting for my life! 💃🏻💃🏻

[Joshua @osherjay]

I'm out here everyday fuckin fighting for my life...and my Duolingo streak. 😂😂

[Joshua @osherjay]

.@OGandE: As a rate-paying customer, I'm outraged your lobbyists at @Edison_Electric attempted to block @EPA's common-sense limits on power plant pollution. Stop using money from MY energy bill to kill critical climate action. #UtilityMomentofTruth

[Joshua @osherjay]

Me thirty minutes after taking the best poop of the week:

My chakras are ALIGNED.
My third eye is OPENED.

[Joshua @osherjay]

Having blood drawn while the phlebotomist is talking about her undying love of chicken tortilla soup. I have no choice but to stan!

[Joshua @osherjay]

Being a homo is all I know.

[Joshua @osherjay]

After 3 years, my cacti is finally blooming. 🥲🥲

#Echinopsis

[Joshua @osherjay]

Me to Oklahoma when they lost out on the Panasonic deal…

[Joshua @osherjay]

@danielbanderson Me to you:

[Joshua @osherjay]

Not to be a nightmare, but reading is the worst!

[Joshua @osherjay]

I visited Peppa Pig with the fam this week, and all I could think about was this tweet.

[Joshua @osherjay]

@danielbanderson Unfortunately, I think we all know the answer to that question!

[Joshua @osherjay]

I can’t explain it, but people who follow the Keto diet give off #GirlBoss and #MLM energy.

[Joshua @osherjay]

@ughs_bunny Do it sis!