Osama Khan

Infra @twitter alum. Liverpool FC. Perpetuator of overgeneralizations.

[Ayesha Haleem Adil Sheikh @ayesha_haleem]

LOL HOW DID MQM LITERALLY EAT UP HALF OUR VOTES IN SECONDS?

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@tri_nomad I want out too. Let me know if you have any more.

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@BhatiJigar Congrats on the new gig Jigar!

[ahmet alp balkan @ahmetb]

Stumbled upon this goldmine that clearly explains distributed systems, especially as replicated state machines and what sort of patterns make them work. https://t.co/CUPYjmaeil

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

9+ years of highs and lows. A unique company, product and colleagues. An honor to have worked with you all. #LoveWhereYouWorked #GoodByeTwitter

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@davidjrusek I'd like to be there when you name a system "guano" and your new teammates find out what it means 😂

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

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[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@davidjrusek @skilldrick @chander @replylord @richsinn @pulkit @MriduAtray @justsomas @j3h @pulkit and @cbarve would know about the early version of DMs

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@JagtapUnmesh @imVkohli Apparently I missed a banger. Will check out the highlights.

Kohli seems to have shown his class again. I remember how you used to claim that he was better than Tendulkar and I used to be skeptical, but he is indeed an amazing player.

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@javawithjiva @shatil @FarhanSimjee Have you folks tried the European drinking chocolate at dandelion in SF? I find that to be balanced, but also +1 on the imported Cadbury from the desi site

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@44

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@mikecvet Been a journey indeed! The onboarding cohort took a big hit today :(. Good luck with whatever is next and hope to see you around the neighborhood!

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@thekevincrane @jordangbull And he actually ended up breaking the record!

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@slyphon @kdspaul @davidjrusek I've been in a car doing 140+ and at that speed, you can feel it even when just changing lanes

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@mikecvet Awesome. Heading out there next month. Hope we get lucky with the weather.

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@taylorleese @l_if Don't have a bone to pick in this fight, but you might just start ww3.

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

help, I'm stuck in slack jail

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@kdspaul @LOHITVERMA @taylorleese Same as Kiran

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@taylorleese If I were him, I'd stick around for less to have a better shot at a ring, and more importantly, being the heir to steph.

[Osama Khan @oskhan]

@taylorleese @SFGlensAcademy Excellent! Also, if he needs help to decide which global soccer club he'd like to support, I can be his sorting hat.