Danny

[Argo Memes @ArgyleMemes]

I didn't realise the Azteca was so high!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

❌ Knocked out of the League Cup
❌ Getting knocked out of the FA Cup
❌ No European Football
❌ Sacked their manager
❌ Dropped points to all of the bottom 7 teams in the league in the last 8 weeks.
❌ Got an interim manager in place before appointing another interim manager

Manchester United are in an ABSOLUTE MESS once again.

[Danny @osliffe3]

@northernassist Will the 13:49 from barrow in furness to Manchester Airport run on Sunday? Reading conflicting information sorry.

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[Dan @leathergregory]

This cunt is going to be the first person ever to die of having too much hair.

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

GRANDE LEWIS!!! 🔥

@lewishamilton takes his first Sprint Pole of 2025!!

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

2-0 down in the UCL knockouts then Van Persie decides to bang a hatty in the 2nd leg to win 3-2 to send us through…

Wish we still had a striker of this caliber
https://t.co/iQXY2Gxv4I

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

RASMUS HØJLUND THE CAPTION KING 👑 🤣

#MUFC

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[curse these metal hands @intingpengu]

@youfibre multiple reports of intermittent lag spikes on youfibre internet in the LA14 area and even a reddit post about it in the last couple of days and nothing being done about it. everything is unplayable.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Interesting

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

WOW.

Petition now at 33,000+

😑

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The Oasis tour isn’t just about their music.

It’s about the height of Britain.

It’s about the nostalgia of remembering how amazing Britain was.

If you didn’t live it you’ll never understand it and it can’t be explained.

A time when you could go down the pub, interact with people you knew and didn’t know and have the best night of your life on 15 quid.

A time when there was always something happening, in every city, 7 nights a week.

No fear of being stabbed.
No fear of being robbed.

A time when everyone watched the same TV shows and discussed them the next day.

You weren’t desperate to go on holiday like the British are now, there was no need.

You didn’t see Dubai or Maldives on Instagram all day, you literally didn’t even know those places existed. You would hang around on a council estate, completely content and want nothing else than to laugh with your friends.

Random skin heads would say “you alrite mate?” And you’d either be best friends or in a scrap 2mins later.

Nobody got stabbed. Nobody died.

It’s just how it was.

The pub on Christmas Day.
The bus was 30p.

You loved everyone you met, didn’t matter the race.

The country was united.

There was a feeling in the air.

Constant electricity.

And it’s all gone now. It’s died.

All we have are the songs from those times.

[Danny @osliffe3]

@Ste_Story @jay8135 @youfibre LA13 experiencing the same issues

[UFC @ufc]

FIRST ROUND SUBMISSION FOR KINGSLAYER 🚨

@PaddyTheBaddy remains UNDEFEATED in the UFC! #UFC304

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Just retweet.

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨 BREAKING: The coldest picture of the #FACupFinal has dropped! 🥶✨

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

THE TROPHY LIFT 🏆

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Sir Alex Ferguson singing ‘Glory Glory, Man United’ ❤️🔴 #MUFC