Øystein Nordvik

Lærer og ymse. Kan mye, forstår lite.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

Fire år siden #svindler og #sjarlatan fra #åndenes makt @tvnorge Michael Winger var på forsiden av @Se_og_hoer. #bannade #drittsekk

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@RSteffanie22802 Den lille bjørnen vandrer stadig nærmere den himmelske freds plass

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@sarahkendzior 1992?
The Hat Squad and Picket Fences :-)

Plus "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a ToysRUs kid, there's a million toys at ToysRUs I want to play with"-jingle and "ahh... but ours has no taste"- as payoff for the Crystal Pepsi commercial

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@bengtassen Au.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@_Goteem_ @peytonmorr Got golf elbow. Incapasitated.
Thumbs only.
Family to big to handle with thumbs.
Could probably do yours.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@thinkingshivers 'Words alone cannot capture...' - then how are you going to convey the idea of 'George Clooney' to another human being? If you ever invent any form of instant thought-transfer-mecanism* human2human u'll be rich!
* not counting words and images ;-)

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@AdamAutomates @TheChrisHinkle @RobManess And 4) 'flying a few feet of the ground' - i.e: this thing is hitting the ground as intended by the guys hijacking it.
Were else should it be? Moonbound?

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@AdamAutomates @TheChrisHinkle @RobManess 2: 'natural approach' – U stupid or just in lack of common sense? If u LAND a plane: do a slow approach, wheels out, airbrakes and flaps engaged/ready 2b. If u intend to crush a building: go flat out streamlined. Aim low and hit or aim higher and overshoot. Jeebus.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@Grenlandskriger I likhet med de bergenske lokalavisene er både Varden og Telemarkavisen sponsorpartnere (klasse gull intet mindre) til Odd.
Det er en særegen grei i norsk idrett at man sponser lokalidretten samtidig som man trykker dem ned.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@_Goteem_ @peytonmorr So...
the 'nano' in your supposed findings are the size of your presidents butt-hair-diameter or some other made-up measure?
Fool.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@_Goteem_ @peytonmorr Gud bedre. Du er tettere enn sement.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@scuderiastrat @F1mech Tullebukk.

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@WoTModernArmor And fixed as we speak.
Merde.
😅

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@WoTModernArmor E:00G22 is message on screen

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@1963Canuck Could Canada not rename the Lake Huron to Lake Moron as a tribute to the o-great-orange-leader-south-of-border?
Then I guess everything would be A-OK.
💪😎

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@opinion_black @Ricochetak @___TheGOOdWitch Gud bedre. ER du så teit eller spiller du opp for publikum?

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@Kon_Luchtmacht @f1dutchgp @VlbLeeuwarden @dhcluchtmacht You guys did great :-)
Forgot to look for the fifve faster ones

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@maxverstar Thank you for this :-)

[Øystein Nordvik @osnordvik]

@alice_nyoom If the grandstand catches fire today I'll rather battle oncoming F1 cars after climbing the barbed wires than try to get out through the main gates. Everything is smaller and crowds are bigger than -23 it seems.