cait o’sullivan

sometimes I write, sometimes I wrong (she/her)

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

perks of living in London:

when you’re alone on the tube you can pretend you own the worlds grossest limousine

no need to wonder where to eat - everything is a Pret A Manger in fact you are already in one

nice parks

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

having a terrible attention span is amazing because you can listen to the same podcast every day and it is new everytime x

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

disappointed to learn that getting awarded a ‘key to the city’ is a ‘beloved symbol of civic recognition’ and not a magic key that can open every door in that city like I assumed as a child

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

my toxic trait is that when I return an item and get a refund I see this as money I have gained as a profit, a gift, she is an entrepreneur

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

@jaxajueny @LizzieLongley face face face face face face face!

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my brother has released his new ranking table of the family and I am finally number one, which confirms my suspicion that I am in fact the best

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

I should be able to sue if I order a dessert and it contains raisins

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@cazza_98 Ahaha I love that, you do fab make up so maybe it’s just taking longer to admire ya 😏 mine recognises me fastest from the double chin angle and it hurts every time 💔

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

sometimes I look so bad that I’m offended when my iPhone recognises me

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@Motherfocloir I love using the full go raibh maith agat rather than shortening it but my family do shorten le do thoil to ‘do thoil’. Go raibh mile maith agat feels too formal, I’d rather say thanks a mil in English for that! I would love for these easy phrases to be more common 💚

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No. This has simply gone too far.

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@opalapp I am sorry for cheating the system, Opal x

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I am passionate about bringing down my iphone screen time. Which is why I now use my laptop

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

@sam94crowe what a second who was that???? truly a spooky twist 😮

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@CapybaraCountry @PatchMiddleton well do you

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@annie_davies3 Thank you Annie, as are you 😍😍😍😍😍

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never thought putting on 20 pounds would feel so great - I fully recommend doing whatever you want all the damn time #eatingdisorderrecovery

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@OllieKLMusic thank you 💚💚💚💚💚💚

[cait o’sullivan @osullifun]

@gracecurrie_ AHHH ME ME ME 😍 would be a dream to see ya!!!!!

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@PatchMiddleton @CAPYBARA_MAN like if you cry everytime ;(