I just want to remind everyone what Christmas is truly about. It's not about the gifts or the food — it's about the sacrifice Jim Carrey made for us all.
@RollingStone Are we really supposed to believe the others were somehow completely unaware that their bandmate was trying to groom and fuck minors on tour for 20 years? There’s no fucking way — this is ass covering. They’re either complicit or engaged in the same behavior themselves.
It’s fucking criminal that somnambulant corpses retain public office well past their prime grifting years. That they’re self-interested, opportunistic liars is a given, but at the very least they shouldn’t be a thousand years old with a tenuous grip on reality.
Elon before buying Twitter: I want this to be the free speech center of the world.
Elon ever since: If you don’t pay me every month nobody will see anything you say 🤗
@MarshaBlackburn Let me re write that for you.
Chuck & I are heartbroken to hear about the shooting at Covenant School in Nashville that was enabled by NRA puppets like me who are willing to let kids be fucking slaughtered so long as the NRA continues giving me millions.
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How on earth does Apple justify charging $200 for 8GB of additional, non-upgradeable RAM?
I mean the M2 Mac mini looks nice, but no one should have to pay $200 — on top of the base price — just to have a computer with 16GB of RAM in 2023.
For all followers today:
- Yes, Elon Musk created a special system for showing you all his tweets first
- After his Super Bowl tweet did worse numbers than President Biden’s, Twitter’s CEO ordered major changes to the algorithm
- Happy Valentine’s Day
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Sometimes @elonmusk's evident lack of business intelligence frustrates me, because he still manages to be so immorally wealthy. On the other hand if he was even remotely proficient at business he'd probably be rich enough to start that Mars slave colony he's been working towards.
i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”
Here’s a very real tweet, from an account absent any blue checkmark, that SHOULD have stock market implications:
The same moron in charge of this Twitter fiasco is also in charge of SpaceX and Tesla.
@elonmusk@Rubiu5 “The company I bought already does a bad job, the least I can do is change things so that I profit off of that bad job.” You really don’t have any ideas for improving the actual platform do you?
@elonmusk@KingJames So to be clear the company you just spent a very smart $44B on has a) a rampant bot problem and b) a racism problem. Was this was supposed to allay legitimate concerns? Because it doesn’t and only makes you look even more out of touch with the industry you just bought into.