#GoCubsGo

World Series Champions 2016
85% of the world is working. The other 15% come out here. #FlyTheW

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Anyone who is freaking out because the Cubs lost 5 games can give me their season tickets.

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Just like they promised, Teemu Sellane, Adam Levine, and Adam Dunn are now Bulls...and Stan Bowman became very saad after hearing about this https://t.co/5al07EAbNF

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John Paxson and Gar Forman just called me to absolutely assure me they will fuck up the #NBAdraft2017

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WHY IS BREADMAN GONE. THIS IS SO STUPID. SAAD CAN GO SUCK IT. THE SALARY CAP IS COMMUNISM

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John Paxson and Gar Forman just called me to absolutely assure me they will fuck up the #NBAdraft2017

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AB per HR

Ian Happ 11.30 (113/10)

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@pckarma112 Oh my

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They're showing someone going to a house to "install" it.

America is way worse off than I thought. https://t.co/stKcvFj04i

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A ClearTV Key infomercial is on. I had no idea people don't know they can put an antenna on their TV and watch free TV. WTH?

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A ClearTV Key infomercial is on. I had no idea people don't know they can put an antenna on their TV and watch free TV. WTH?

[Jeremy Frank @MLBRandomStats]

Cubs 2016 Batting Order:
2003 Corey Koskie
2002 Lance Berkman
1965 Ron Santo
1941 Bob Johnson
1998 Derrek Lee
2015 Jace Peterson
Rest DNQ

[alex @vodkalemonades]

I

Hate

The fucking cardinals

[Calhoun @linkcalhoun]

a lot to take in here.

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A guy at work asked me what setting it was to make the font less fuzzy on his screen

Umm...The setting is called glasses. Go to the eye doc

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@NUFC This will be 3 more years I don't buy a kit.

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.@NUFC Ashley gets the worst sponsors. Last time your sponsor was a shady loan shark, now it's a shady online casino #AshleyOut

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.@AldiUSA I used to be able to pick out sliced cheese by the color of the package. Now the packaging is all red. What genius decided this?

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While we're on branding...

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Oh shit. The Android Twitter app has changed again. Why do companies change their branding every five minutes?

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It's only a matter of time before Arrieta leads off https://t.co/Qr82SLC5sA

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Here is tonight's #Cubs starting lineup.

Game preview: https://t.co/QzmgckzF8J

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Enjoying a tasty bowl of Rizzos.#yum

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I hope whoever made this atrocity gets tuberculosis https://t.co/ggDdEufOOk

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

*view at your own risk*
This is the most controversial ranking I've ever seen on Twitter.

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When baseball is eventually taken over by our cyborg overlords, Aaron Judge will be the last human standing.