Ella Roby

Screenwriter. Screenwronger.

Mastodon? Ughhhhhhhh. [email protected] ughhhhhhh

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

My 5yo invented a new game called "American Friends". To play, you just speak with American accents and be really nice to each other. I hate it.

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

My excellent friend’s excellent book ALL THE MISSING CHILDREN is out today!

It’s a li’l spooky and a li’l crimey - just like Zahid Gamieldien. Unless you���re a cop, in which case: the crime bit is a joke. He was fully exonerated and it’s ok to joke about it now.

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@TyphinaRex @noralove @somethings_awry I suspect you just became my anonymous angel. Thank you.

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

This is the climax of every Jurassic Park movie ever

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Estimates state that 7% of all young gators are eaten by larger cannibal alligators.

This is what happened in Florida, where a great egret narrowly escaped after an alligator was ambushed by a much larger one

[📹 Travis Akers]
https://t.co/GArBRSlZNA

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@501cStephen @AllisonRaskin The follow up would have been a recommendation to apply leeches and avoid eating bitter food to help balance the four humors.

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@chydorina @remissionbiome @LongHaulerBear Not sure if this is relevant, but how about a scale/tracking that accounts for (often major) fluctuations due to hormones? Tools that collect data and graph trends are great, but having to mentally map them against menstrual cycles makes the data way less useful or accessible.

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@stuwillis Both = bad art. Good art just started doing intermittent fasting and wants to tell you about it

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@stuwillis I’m frustrated he stopped at 15, ignoring some of the most significant and powerful differences:

16 EFFECT ON BOWELS
17 FUCK, MARRY, KILL
18 DESSERT OR CHEESE PLATE?
19 GEOLOGICAL PHENOMENA
20 LIZARDS

[JP @jpbrammer]

I will be stepping back and taking some time to focus on revenge

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

Ridley Scott blew it by not putting a morbid slow cover version of ABBA's "Waterloo" on the Napoleon trailer

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@BlytheByName It's disability's "I don't see colour". And Inclusion Aus is tweeting this why??

[Academy of American Poets @POETSorg]

Oh

friends, my friends—

bloom how you must, wild

until we are free.

—Cameron Awkward-Rich

https://t.co/zqkc0UpJRD

#PrideMonth

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@episode2480 They don't call me Ella 'classo-facts' Roby for nothin'!

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@episode2480 Also: the Review Board will post their decision and reasons on the classification website. The report will list the 'interested parties' too - all good info to keep on top of to ensure we don't slide towards the kind of book-burning fascism currently festering in the US...

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@episode2480 I doubt it'd go from the lowest level of publication classification (unrestricted) and jump both of the legal but restricted categories and go straight to refused classification (banned). Good publicity for the book though, and I love seeing book-banners pointlessly waste money!

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@gemmaac Wooo! Congrats Gemma!

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@episode2480 Totally. When you’re an R you can never relax. Constantly stressed about missing your cue, hyper-vigilant to ensure you don’t. Enjoy your A privilege, Ayshford!

[Ella Roby @otherellaroby]

@episode2480 Gonna change my surname to Aaroby in preparation for my time in the sun.