Citizen Ken

I roam the concrete jungle hunting idiots for sport.
Lancastrian in exile

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@oracle5556 @TheSpursChap @KennyK_osss @antmiddleton @UKLabour Ahhh yes, yoghurt weaving idiots like Margaret Thatcher and her care in the community policy, closing all the secure hospitals caring for folks with severe mental health issues. Thatcher was famous for weaving yoghurt. 😂😂

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@oracle5556 @KennyK_osss @TheSpursChap @antmiddleton @UKLabour Everything at this point is speculation. Hopefully the authorities get to the bottom of what happened and why and measures put in place to prevent similar incidents in the future.

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@KennyK_osss @TheSpursChap @antmiddleton @UKLabour Try thinking a bit harder.
For example, If the perpetrator requires constant care then are you going to lock them up in prison to look after him too? Do you think prison officers have the training or the time to provide 24 hour care.?

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@whufc79 @SarahForRuncorn I think you might have misunderstood that Christianity lark 🤔

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@AWills1995 @LiamDeacon @AndyBurnhamGM Yeah, I love the corrugated steel Medellin favella shantytown look, so cool 🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@MerlinsEyeTeeth @LiamDeacon @AndyBurnhamGM He has them on a timeshare deal with June Slater

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS "I clearly own you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've not felt small dick energy that strong since Greta Thunberg humiliated Andrew Tate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS I bet you're a right barrel of laughs in the pub on the lash eh? Sat at the table in the corner, on yer phone keeping up with your 20 tweets and hour target eh Tovarich 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Of course you have sweetie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....oh, and of course you do 🤣🤣
Is that your wet nurse I can hear calling you for your supper? Run along now bairn 😘 so sweet that mammy lets you play with grownups 🥰

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@A_WhiteGenocide @kissbutdonttel And who do you think the winners will be exactly?

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@A_WhiteGenocide @kissbutdonttel Yup, winners like this 6th form prefect wannabe wearing his tie, in his bedroom. No doubt his mam called him down for his tea a few minutes later 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS I mean, you've already spent Friday night on Twitter because, you know, you live such an exciting and interesting life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking sad sack wanker. Jesus you're pathetic aren't you 🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Anyway, what have you got planned for the weekend? Oh aye, another 400 tweets you sad fucker 🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS You called out fuck all 🤣🤣🤣🤣 if it makes you feel any better I also bought ICI a few months later, shortly before they divested their pharmaceutical division which they called Zeneca. I made a fucking fortune on that too ....keep crying loser 😘😘😘

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@SPT1603 @RobKenyonReform ...with the US for submarines for the navy? You're all fucking clueless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@SPT1603 @RobKenyonReform Jesus Christ you Reformers are short sighted....how fucking useful do you think the local lad, ordinary bloke, no briefing needed l bollocks is going to be when he's appointed as a minister and responsible for negotiating UK trade deals, or agreeing technology transfers l.....

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@RebelHQ @JuliaHB1 His business was incorporated in February this year, he knows fuck all about running a business or balancing books..... he's probably got as far as remembering to put receipts in the glove box and asking chat gpt to produce a business plan.

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Yep, less than 4p per share, 78p net asset value, bought in a PEP too so no CGT.... keep crying loser 🤣🤣🤣

[Citizen Ken @otheruniqueuser]

@Verbal_Vortex Ffs, imagine Reform winning the GE, appointing ministers and Rob the plumber ends up negotiating trade deals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god we're fucked if reform gets in. It'll be Sandra from Asda running the MOD, Ted, who ran the Lion in charge of DSIT.
You're all deluded 🤣🤣