Jamie Robert Ward

Processed meat with no nutritional value, paired with a long shelf-life. Won't pander; prone to slander; guaranteed shitey banter.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@bronzeagemantis Someone just liked this and that someone is great because it highlighted how great I am.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@bronzeagemantis There's no need to "improve the stock" if a steak can be bought from Wallmart. Hence, society transitioned to value a man's ability to contribute. You would not have Twitter, or your fucking phone, if the world was still "owned" by those solely with the best genes for combat.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

Fanny's getting all annoyed being interviewed after getting beat by a diabolical Moroccan team. Compare and contrast to his wee "I don't care, we won" interview with Haiti. Absolute wank. Get him sacked NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

Two hunner quid worth of steroids a week.

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Guys, what's stopping you from obtaining this physique?

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@AGCeltic__ Neutral venue, pal, and PSG fans know what a shower is.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

Akin to a guitar solo, brown sauce does not ruin anything.

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

A bacon roll that’s completely ruined by brown sauce!!!🤮🤮

Nobody does this in real life, do they? 🫣

Tommy sauce all the way.❤️

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

Nothing will make sense to Jordan, ever. Jordan is a retard.

[Jordan Crowder @digijordan]

Not one star.

60 years of technological progress with cameras…

And not one star.

I’ve heard all the explanations for this…

None make any sense.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

What's worse than the death penalty? We used to have a wee thing called the quartering. I argue it should make a comeback.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death.

7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck.

Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas.

Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle.

He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home.

The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck.

Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death.

"Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said.

"And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up."

Horner qualifies for the death penalty.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@formulakyle04 Hard times = We cannae get intae the forge mcdonalds anymare withoot ID.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@Oxladesoup88 Wits aw that noise fae 2 flares doon? Dunno, but I'll tell ye wit it smells like.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

I fail to see why we should let our guard down against the Germans. You should be on your knees, thanking this frying pan, that you're not goose stepping your way to the genetics lab every morning.

[millán ⭐️⭐️👑 @Millxn265]

Es increíble que pasaron casi 100 años desde que terminó la segunda guerra mundial pero los ingleses todavía siguen comiendo como si los alemanes estuviesen sobrevolando la zona

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@Jason1874__ Singing it because Hearts hiv been singing it for months. We moved the hacks. End of.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@Oxladesoup88 Think you need an elbow to the face, mate. Soon realise the difference. 😅

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@FaeTheYY

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@FaeTheYY Celtic fans so down bad they're going on about gate manufacturing standards.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

State of this cunt acting like Scotland don't tax the fuck out of you like it's Christmas for useless wankers every month.

[Jim Russell🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jazzyrussell59]

A meme for common sense!

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@FaeTheYY Hawd a magnet to Maeda and it fucks off to Andromeda.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

Apollo 17 had a much better soundtrack.

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

🚨: The Blue Marble

Apollo 17 1972

vs

Artemis II 2026

What changed?

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@EwenDCameron Yer pish, mate. Enjoy coming third to the worst Celtic team in a century.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

@Bricky67_ State of you, pal. Barely even see you from up here but can still smell ye.

[Jamie Robert Ward @otoboke]

Because dough is really hard to make. 😑

[Learn Health @LearnDIY_]

When you bought pizza with the wrong toppings