Courtney Merritt

I’m just trying to become Twitter famous so my cat can live her best life. KSH6EUBA

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

I haven’t worked since March and I rarely leave the house. Ican honestly say 2020 has been my cats favorite year.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

@KnightWing19 @amandadeibert You gave enough fucks to post this so 🤷‍♀️

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

@Uber_Support I have sent you a DM

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Do NOT use @Uber if you want a car seat ride. I paid an extra $20 to get a ride with a car seat. They sent a car without one. Now they’re saying I booked a regular ride despite the fact that I clearly selected the car seat option. @Uber are scammers.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Tampon commercials be like “With this product, you’re safe to wear white”. Oh honey, you haven’t been around when I eat.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

So, when are we going to make a day to honor all the children that have died for your right to bear arms? #GunControlNow #BanAssaultWeaponsNow

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

@CaesarsEnt We checked out but were not refunded for tonight

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Well, @CaesarsEnt is the absolute worst place to stay. Took over an hour to get into our room due to a key issue. Booked an extra night to be told “sorry, itll be x amount more to stay in your room” despite booking the same room. On top of it, the staff is rude and unhelpful.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

So, like, we just decided to forgo defense today? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤯🤬 #BengalsvsChiefs

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Now the ref’s fine their flags? Wtf! #Bengals #BengalsvsChiefs #whodey

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

.@TuckerCarlson Carlson is having a no good, very bad day now that @mmschocolate took away his masterbation material https://t.co/9tpDAEgONv via @YouTube

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

It’s 2022, finally time to get back to some normaa….never mind.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

2022 off to a weird start. https://t.co/JKgRTp3cJ5

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

#NYELA really keeping the magic of 2021 going.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

When all the talent comes down with covid and someone has to call their friends cousins brothers sister in law to come perform #NYELA

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Apparently the sound engineer is out with covid #NYELA

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Can we bring back Top 8? I want everyone to know how I rank their importance in my life.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

Me: I’m so excited for this nap

Me 10 seconds later: I wonder what that girl I was friends with in 2nd grade is like now. I should try and find her on Instagram.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

The Tin Horn Terrorists have started a fire and have magnolia shut down so no one can get through. The @BurbankPD are not arresting anyone and in fact appear to be helping them.

[Courtney Merritt @otruenyc]

The power corporations have in our country is terrifying. This reads like the premise of a dystopian novel but it’s real and it’s happening right now. https://t.co/jWuF88Yeoq