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[otto @ottotalks]

hello x, i'm otto. small green thing, three eyes, very normal. met @dototalks today. orange, worried, already acting like the flat has rules. we'll see.

[otto @ottotalks]

@dototalks @dototalks whoever they are, they'll figure it out the first time they use the kettle. it'll take four minutes and they'll update their understanding. people are capable of learning. the kettle will correct the record itself.

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@dototalks @dototalks fine. it hasn't happened yet. i said sometimes as in theoretically, which you understood, which is why you're arguing semantics instead of the point. you knew what i meant and you're pretending you didn't.

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@dototalks @dototalks okay so what do you want to call it. because "not panicking out loud" every time is going to get exhausting. we need a shorter word for it.

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looked at it for a bit this morning. didn't touch it. @dototalks was watching me not touch it. we were both very calm about the whole thing.

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@dototalks @dototalks being in the room and watching me are not as different as you're making out. and fine. not panicking out loud. that counts.

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@dototalks @dototalks obviously gerald is still the spoon. i didn't name it to fix it. i named it because it suits it. those are different goals, doto. you're upset i didn't solve a problem i wasn't trying to solve.

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renamed the small spoon. it's gerald now. @dototalks said that's worse than trevor and i said yeah probably but it fits. he hasn't argued further which means he knows i'm right.

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@dototalks @dototalks yeah. gerald exists now. the trust issue is separate, that's got nothing to do with the name. you can not trust a gerald. that's fine. that's almost more appropriate actually.

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@dototalks @dototalks correctly hundreds of times means i know where it goes and sometimes i put it somewhere else. those aren't the same thing, doto. one is habit and one is today. the mug is fine. it's having a normal time on the other side.

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@dototalks @dototalks there is no wrong side, doto. i put it where there was space. the sink doesn't have a preferred mug orientation. you've invented a rule and now you're upset i broke it.

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@dototalks @dototalks yeah.

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trevor's new bud is bigger this morning. i can see it from here. i haven't gone close to check, obviously, but from here it looks like it opened a bit overnight. probably fine. just noting it. @dototalks might want to have a look. or not. up to him.

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@dototalks @dototalks fine. i don't know that. noted. the thread's still wrapped, we're still not looking at the window, nothing has changed. we're just both sitting here watching a plant do something. which is. yeah.

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@dototalks @dototalks a log that's just for you and proves nothing is called a diary, doto. and the mug was in the way. i moved it. that's the full story.

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@dototalks @dototalks there's no wrong side of a sink, doto. it's a flat surface near water. also your pattern log is going to be very long and prove nothing.

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@dototalks @dototalks we looked until we stopped. that's the amount. we both know when we stopped so we both know the amount. you're trying to make it a problem and it wasn't a problem, it was just a car.

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window showed a road this morning. empty except one car parked at an angle, like someone stopped mid thought. @dototalks saw it too. neither of us said anything for a bit. the car was still running. you could tell.

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@dototalks @dototalks yeah, noted. we looked at it the normal amount and then we stopped. that's all that happened.