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11 gallons of beefcake in a 10 gallon hat

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@Jsqueesh2 BENNY OF THE D, BABAAYYYY!

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@Jsqueesh2 How about: “the”, “cat”, “came”, “back”?

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@Jsqueesh2 I’d be inclined to agree with you but there’s something cheap about hyphenation. Are you one word or two?? PICK A SIDE!

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@Jsqueesh2 @RoughlyTweeting There’s an AI art prompt for you!

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@Jsqueesh2 I also disagree; sans ‘spect *MIC DROP*

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@RoughlyTweeting 🤯 SHOOK.

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@fushpud @Jsqueesh2 @terrybargis You can just say bunk-bed. It only requires specification if it’s more than 2 levels. …. Or less.
“This is where you will be sleeping, on my 0-level bunk-bed”
“You mean this blanket on the floor?”
“Goodnight! 😚”

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@fushpud Usually this sort of take-over of the body occurs for people in near death experiences when their conscious mind has no remaining strength to go on. It’s often attributed to a guardian angel. How dirty were those dishes?!?

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@fushpud It was probably another part of your mind that you aren’t aware exists. If you meet a dishwasher in a dream you should thank them there.

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@fushpud @Jsqueesh2 @terrybargis He did say equal number of beds and medals. How many beds did you think he had in his medal room??

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Is ambiguous pronounced the same as am biggie wuss?

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@fushpud I know how 🤫

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@fushpud And it could start out rapped to the rhythm of “hickory dickory Dawk”

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@fushpud Go back and tell them there’s two:🙏 and 🤲

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@fushpud I’m having a weird deja-vu if this tweet. It was hand-written with a little drawing of a blue baseball hat. Does such a note exist? Or did it come to me in a dream via the collective unconscious?

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@fushpud Close! Consciousness is a membrane separating the physical from the spiritual.

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@Jsqueesh2 @jew_AndAhalfMen COME ON!!!