Zero Marc Thirty

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[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@Porkchop_EXP Keep pushing Demons, Porkchop. You're doing the Lord's work.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@katrosenfield I didn't think the casting was THAT weird until Wayne Knight showed up on screen.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

I always figured Odysseus telling Penelope how he'd been true to her was meant to be a laugh line. I mean, ancient audiences sat there for hours listening to how he'd gotten it on with Circe and Calypso.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

Nobody has a problem with The Odyssey being a sexless movie, even though Odysseus gets pussy in the poem

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@RavynSkye1 @terrynewman It kinda sounds like you want your adopted countrymen to hold onto your grudges.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@joshklein_13 @JonahDispatch Communism is as evil as fascism (and not at all on opposite ends of the spectrum) and left-wing attempts to deny that is just as problematic.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@S___Elliott Why is a mayor talking this much about any nation that isn't abusing diplomatic immunity to double park all over their city?

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@gabewildau @jessesingal Seventy years later we're still lamenting HUAC whose targets were sympathizers of a totalitarian regime (which was their God-given right of course). Why should we ever forget this episode?

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@MaxNordau Worse still, they're in violent agreement that The Final Cut is the best Pink Floyd album.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@SonnyBunch Alas, where have you gone, Roger Corman?

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

People underrate the fact that Marx, Nietzsche, and Freud were all German or Austrian. If I made myself wait for the Walk sign to cross a street even with no cars around for miles I would probably end up debunking "morality" too

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

It can finally be revealed where he came from and where he went. Now get married already and stop blaming Cotton-Eyed Joe for your poor life decisions.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Amazing coincidence that all three organizations are in the same building. What are the odds?

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

I mean, if they ever find themselves surrounded......

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

INSANE FOOTAGE: Russian troops mounted a YakB-12.7 helicopter machine gun on a fixed stand for training, but the exercise quickly went wrong.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

Now that we can dispense with the kickball mania, Sarsaparilla is even more American than Buc-ee's, and Buc-ee's sarsaparilla sucks.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@bonchieredstate I'll split the baby. Primaries bad, direct election of senators good. Senate seats can't be gerrymandered and the Rod Blagojevich-type of shenanigans state pols would have to engage in to win seats would not be edifying.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@darealestest @SizweLo You're quibbling. My point stands.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@darealestest @SizweLo Good to know. A simple change in regime absolves nations and peoples of all their sins.

Sounds like Year Zero fantasy BS.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@hoodsy I get that the pearl-clutching is annoying, but I do have ancestors on both sides of the conflict, and I'm decidedly more proud of those that fought for the Union than the Confederacy.

[Zero Marc Thirty @ouroboroughs]

@bonchieredstate I want to believe that, but I know it's just engagement farming. The only thing I believe visiting Europeans are genuinely enthusiastic about is the ranch dressing.