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[usman @ousmanetolani]

Diesel Tank - 1800Ltrs
Dimensions : L : 122cm x W : 122cm x H : 122.5cm
Tickness : 3mm
450k per tank
Over 100 pieces available for sale,
Nationwide delivery.

PS - it’s comes with all the basic tools

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

If you want a promotion, make the conversation easier to evaluate.

Do not rely on 'I work very hard.' Most people believe they work very hard. Show the responsibilities you already carry, the decisions you make, the problems you solve and the level at which you are operating.

Ask what the next level requires. Ask where your evidence is weak. Agree on what progress would look like.

A promotion conversation should not be a surprise party where only one person brought expectations.

[Olóyè Somorin Osifeso @OloyeSomorin]

A dead end road is a Court.
A curved road is a Crescent.
A wide and landscaped road is a Boulevard.
A road that goes east to west is an Avenue.
A road that goes north to south is a Street.
A scenic and windy road is a Drive
A road with rear garage entrance is an Alley.

Oluyole Road, allegedly, is a combination of a lot of the above 😁

[RoboRocks @malagojr]

Life Hack

1. Install Telegram
2. Create a private channel or group.
3. Remove everyone so it’s just you.
4. Upload files, notes, videos - anything you want to keep.
5. Anytime you lose your phone or switch devices, just log in and download everything again.

That’s basically your own unlimited cloud storage.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

I earned $120K a year working for Shell in 2012.

Ten years and multiple promotions later, in 2022, that figure has doubled to $240K a year.

In 2023, I stumbled on an internal, confidential, document that showed the salaries of my superiors.

I saw that even if I were promoted multiple times again, the best I could hope for in another 10 years was another doubling to around $480K a year.

This may sound crazy saying it out loud but that wasn’t cutting it for me.

I simply didn’t want the next 10 years to be a repeat of the last 10.

I wanted geometric progression, not an arithmetic one.

On my 40th birthday, in 2023, I was asked to make a wish as a blew the candles on my birthday cake.

“Get the hell out of Shell,” I quietly whispered. Months later, I was out.

In 2024, my businesses grossed $500K; in 2025, they did $1M - geometric progression.

It required me to be delusional about my abilities, to bank on the faithfulness of God and to trust that inner voice that always nag at me that I could be more, I could do more and I could have more.

[Ayo FBI @PureMinD__]

“My Dearest Assassin”

What a movie. I’ve sat in all the chairs in my house watching.

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

I got a text from my bank about a $400 payment about to go through, with a link to stop it if it was not me.

It looked exactly like their real texts.

Nothing about it seemed off. My thumb was already on the link.

[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

SECURITY ALERT: NEW KIDNAPPING TRICK IN LAGOS
If you live in Lagos, please stay extra vigilant right now.
They are now using a new tactic:
They’ll call claiming to be a dispatch rider or delivery agent with a package for you. They’ll ask for your address or try to confirm it.
What to do:
• Never give out your address over the phone, no matter how convincing they sound.
• If they say “the sender didn’t provide your full address,” tell them to go back to the sender and end the call immediately.
• Verify any genuine delivery through official channels or the actual sender directly.
Stay safe out there! These people are getting more creative, so protect your location details at all costs.
Share this with your family and friends in Lagos. awareness saves lives.

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

In 1987, Baba Adeleke bought land in Ibeju-Lekki.

It cost him ₦12,000.

He was a primary school teacher. It took him three years to save that money.

He built nothing on it. Just held it. Told his four children it was their future.

He died in 2019 believing he had given them something.

He had no idea what he had actually given them.

🧵 A thread.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

This is the last time I will say this here. I have seen many homes in Ajah are now for sale. If you know what is good for you and your generation, get a good surveyor, before you buy houses anywhere around Ajah.
If possible, use your bank to buy it. Let them do the due diligence for you.
I won’t say more than this.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

So if you want to renounce being a Nigerian, you have to pay Nigeria's official renunciation fee, which is ₦2,000,000.
They won’t even let you go for free.😂

[Everest @novieverest]

Donald Trump - They blame me for everything.
😂😂

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

I saw this recently.

If you need to get any book on the internet, type the name of the book followed by “doctype:pdf” and you’ll get the book in pdf format

For example, Purple Hibiscus doctype:pdf

[Akin Olaoye @akintollgate]

N10 billion cannot fund even “Election Day” activities for a presidential candidate on a serious party platform. Let me explain why. These are conservative estimates.
👇🏾
194,000 PU agents x N20,000
194,000 Ad-hoc PU agents x N20,000
9086 ward chairmen x N50,000
9086 stake holders x N50,000
774 LGA Chairmen x N1,000,000
36 State Chairmen x N5m
20,000 Observers x N50,000

Security - N100m x 36 states
Logistics - 194,000 x N5,000
Communications N10m x 36 States

That’s N15.5 Billion Naira for the day of election. No media buys, campaign rallies, merchandise, logistics across 774 LGAs party operations. They always postpone elections, so you have to spend this TWICE!!!!!

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

1. Drink water, put a bottle by your bedside, drink when you wake

2. Ask your friend abroad to buy your multi-vitamins. Take them daily

3. Stop taking soda and “juice”, eat the fruit with the pulp, chew an orange, don't drink orange juice.

4. Slow down on the carbs, garri, jollef and amala, and do more protein. Termites are high in protein if you can't afford beef. ( I didn't stutter)

5. Sleep longer, weekends are for sleep, not just parties and watching football.

6. Take your holidays, do not exchange them for cash and work all year round. Go to a village or slow area for a holiday once in a while to decouple. Travelling to the UK or Dubai to shop in malls and eat a burger is not a holiday

7. Slow down on salt and sugar, think more of ginger and turmeric

8. Eat suya, eat the vegetables, onions and tomatoes too, all join

9. Slow down on white bread, pasta, etc. Brown rice 👍 is Ofada rice brown? Does anyone know?

10. Have sex regularly. A blow job is not sex

11. Stretch, walk, move. Yoga is good.

12. Be happy, watch comedies, laugh

13. Have an emergency fund. Looking for urgent N10,000 on “Tuesday” will cause hypertension faster than salt.

14. Buy a plant, have a garden, sha touch soil once in a while

15. Be careful with the news you listen to, don't be naive, but don't dwell in the comfort of mockers

16. Fall in love, not mandatory but recommended. Yes, you can love the company of someone, all join.

17. Use deodorant, not Antiperspirants.

18. Guys, change your boxers daily, even if they do not smell. A beard has to be combed and maintained. It's not fallow land

19. Ladies, you also look beautiful without a wig or nail extensions, plus you save money 😉

20. Don't bleach your skin

This is financial advice

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

[usman @ousmanetolani]

@XcessCars Neatly used 2011 camry
2022 on custom
Partly first body pan
Silent Engine sport
Arepo
7m

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

5 bedroom fully detached house

N295m

Ajah, Lagos

Whatsapp: [phone]

[usman @ousmanetolani]

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