delete it bald

cyprus (not cypress)

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

why are you a european trying to argue with people who grew up in new jersey who already have a lot of disdain for getting to and from metlife stadium (and that's WITH cars)

[delete it bald @outback_fart]

Sorry but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. There are objectively NOT sidewalks the whole way. Some of the “sidewalks” on this route are just parts of the road beyond the edge lines of the lanes. These are not walking areas! They are shoulders! They are for cars!

[emmie ! @cranbryi]

so tired of people saying you can't walk to metlife i made a painstakingly detailed street view video of the route. sidewalks the whole way!

[🏎️ @parisianarchive]

can’t believe this is how the world finally learned about the legacy of british colonialism in cyprus

[delete it bald @outback_fart]

Why is the penwood footman in this season of Bridgerton giving Louis Tomlinson and why do I love him so much

[delete it bald @outback_fart]

devastating burn from an internet rando about my dissertation/career path

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

man: i wish to publish

reviewer 2: your paper is no good

man: i'll do anything to improve

reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini

man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini

[Forrester𖤐🍉 MCR NASHVILLE @xForest_Ghoulx]

Green Day doing the superbowl opening show and Bad Bunny doing the halftime show just feels like a recipe to kill trump with the power of music and friendship.

[Chris @citehchris]

the concept of a dive bar where every 3 drinks you get a complementary cigarette and the bartenders are all ordained to marry customers legally

[rashomon nesterović @orbrealm]

having your grandkids call you shit like "pap-pap" or "peepaw" is so undignified. if i ever have grandchildren, they will refer to me only as Dr. Grandfather

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Paulie Walnuts might be one of the greatest TV characters ever conceived. A mafioso with the brain of a superstitious medieval peasant. No show since has succeeded at making a quirky side character equal to him.

[delete it bald @outback_fart]

Not joking when I say this movie fundamentally shaped who I am as a person. Love u forever ratatouille 🐭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

18 years ago today, ‘RATATOUILLE’ released in theaters.

[delete it bald @outback_fart]

And I’ve literally always said this !!!

[Katya @katya_zamo]

You know what kind of man I want in my life? I want a plumber, an electrician, a carpenter or a goddamn contractor with big nasty hands and a huge fucking butt. Thank you.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

15th century Genoese merchant: I can't wait to purchase silks on the Black Sea coast without being sold into slavery!

The wily Crimean Khan:

[gabs @bottIenose]

what it feels like to be an em dash connoisseur in 2025

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

We know that Caravaggio hated drawing for two reasons: Infrared analysis shows he never drew anything on his canvases before he started painting them, and also, he kept getting arrested for stabbing/beating the shit out of draftsmen from the San Luca Academy lmao

[delete it bald @outback_fart]

Life is cruel but I have a tattoo appt next month so I will endure !!

[Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝙎𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙮🏴‍☠️ @ShaolinSpliffy]

Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

If everyone used footnotes instead of endnotes