patty sausage

you’re in for it now, kid

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

Wow fuck you Archie

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

crazy how the resolve is “well the current run is not as bad as the last run!” and not “maybe Nancy should’ve ended with the Cold War”

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

Found this particularly bizarre Guy Gilchrist Nancy strip that seems to exist entirely to shill a then-new Ringo Starr song. Like if I didn't know any better I'd have assumed Ringo paid for this or something.

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

dumb question but are these nerds just gonna keep making horror or are they gonna do something interesting

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

YouTubers are taking over Hollywood horror!

What's your favorite movie?

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

yall ever think about what lindros would’ve become if he learned to keep his fucking head up?

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

-Can He Beat 9?
-On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights
-Shamokin Dunkin Donuts Fire
-The Jon Bois Seattle Mariners documentary

[psychogenicFugue @psycogenicFugue]

if there was some kind of letterboxd-esque site for youtube videos what would be the highest rated ones

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

yknow why is it that the “I just want something on in the background to sleep/draw/work/etc” crowd never puts on an audiobook? or even a YouTube video about something that isn’t memes or children’s media?

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

ok i’ve defended him before but there can’t possibly be 8 hours of stuff to say about grumpy cat

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

-Shamokin Dunkin Donuts Fire
-Moms Basement XXXTentacion
-Can He Beat 9?
-On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights
-9/11 footwerk
-the Miami Boys Choir one
-Bjork talking about the TV
-RZA making the guitar center beat

[psychogenicFugue @psycogenicFugue]

if there was some kind of letterboxd-esque site for youtube videos what would be the highest rated ones

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

*looking at all the discourse coming from this announcement* I mean back in high school all we did was call Beartooth gay

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

Beartooth frontman, Caleb Shomo, has come out as gay after more than 14 years of marriage to his wife.

"I am a proudly gay man.”

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

if it was made today Calvin would say some overwritten bullshit about the chaos of existence or the gods or whatever and that would be the joke, this is what less is more looks like

[dog girl jesus @doggirljesus]

if this was made today someone would cut out half the panels and go "less is more"

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

anime and adult animated sitcoms. then they just keep watching that throughout adulthood. we are living in your arrested development world, you won, why are you wishing for more

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

i wish there was more willingness here in the US to make animated stuff for YA/teens. it’s either preschool, 6-12 or adult

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

no they wouldn’t. those spheres have mixed. to be honest there’s more in common with Pokémon and this shit than you think.

[BBG | Krebs @KrebsVGC]

These are the type of people that would tell me I'm weird for playing Pokémon

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

I mean, Harden’s from SoCal and the Angels were in town, it’s a natural question.

[Raheem Palmer @iamrahstradamus]

White people have to be stopped with this shit. Please learn the culture of the people who play the game you’re covering. Black men don’t give a shit about your favorite baseball teams when wearing a fitted.

Out of all the questions I could have asked Harden after tonight, this would have never crossed my mind.

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

Cause they don’t teach you the other part (the west and America were cool with Japan becoming imperialist in the region for both Russia buffering and “modernizing” the Asian sphere, emboldening them to strike when the US finally decided they went too far, making PH blowback)

[Zach✡️🇺🇸🍑 @GovernorGa_]

They literally teach you abt the oil embargo I still don’t get why that justifies Pearl Harbor

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

@shreyabasu003 hell, I’ll go so far as to say they should be taxed heavily

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

look fuck AOC and all but it is really something how the folks who correctly decried the Lincoln Project can’t possibly see how allying with outright racists will look worse for the movement going forward. MTG is Liz Cheney.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: I personally do not trust somebody like Marjorie Taylor Greene—a proven bigot and anti-semite—on the issues of what is good for Gazans and Israelis. I don’t think it benefits our movement to align with white nationalists.

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

Sally I would like to thank you for breaking the twelve year seal here, like from the late nineties to 2014 it was well established that Robin was pretty hacky.

[Variety @Variety]

Sally Field says she thought Robin Williams "wasn't funny" while filming "Mrs. Doubtfire":

“Robin was always trying something different to make me laugh. It was so unfunny. I can't begin to tell you. And then Pierce, wonderful Pierce Brosnan, we were sitting at a table at the restaurant, and he made a fart noise on his arm. And I was gone. That was it.”
https://t.co/4XhWPWF7Ry

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

Charlotte, tbh

[Dion @2024dion]

Portland, Denver, Austin, and Nashville are midsized metros that have been labeled The Next Big Thing at various times over the past couple decades. Which city is next?

[patty sausage @outerspacesucks]

guys who know what hyperpop is aren’t playing RCHP let’s be real

[door77 @opalthedoor77]

guys will say stuff like this than try to put red hit chilli peppers on aux