Outrageous Mase

Made in MI. Stuck in Ohio. Husband to @kill_it_kellett 💍#OnePride

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

Got too much on my plate. Nothing to show for it. Tired of this shit.

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

Time for y’all to wrap up these “marry me” recipes. Let’s go for something more realistic like “Don’t Work My Nerves Baked Mac and Cheese” or “Wash Your Ass Grilled Salmon” 😆😆😆😆😆

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

🗣DEEEEEEETROIT BAAASKETBALLLLLL

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

If you like Honey Smacks, you’re fucking homicidal! Shit’s nasty af!

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Autopay on a bill: “Thank you for your payment”

💯

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

What in the world is in that room? What you got in that room?!

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

The cat said we both got bills😂😂

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

BREAKING: The Detroit Pistons have clinched the #1 Seed in the Eastern Conference for the first time since 2007 🔥

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Don't tap 👀

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

This guy literally said her legs spread faster than I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!!!!! ☠️☠️☠️😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Dan Skipper on the OL's performance this season, via @nolanbianchi:

"I think we all need to take a good, long look in the mirror after this, reflect, figure out how we can improve and give the city a team that they're proud of again. Because this year was bullshit."

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

And to all the fairweather bandwagon fans that have been talking crap about the #Lions since week 1, complain, and yell out SOL when they lose or don’t win with a big margin, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO BAIL OUT! #OnePride #WinOrLose

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I thought the point of having another cat was to keep the other occupied and to stop screaming at our bedroom door for pets at 3AM! #catdad

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WOULD YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY JANICE?!?! YOU’RE BLOCKING THE DAMN GRAPES! 💯 #thepublic #petpeeve

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If I hear that #jet2holiday sound one more time, I’m gonna break my foot in somebody’s Jet2 ass. Time to
let it go y’all 💯

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

I’m at my limit 💯

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My own blood? Really? I’m just so tired of ppl.

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

Which one of you left your damn draws on my surgical floor?! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 That’s hilarious #GreysAnatomy

[Outrageous Mase @outrageous_ml]

And you tell them what the hell I said 💯