Outside Roob

just another quarter mile or so....

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

Since twitter is official documentation, i hearby demand at my untimely death, i want to be buried butt naked, with a fake mustache.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Bloomberg has secured a copy of Donald Trump’s peace plan that hands $300 billion to Iran. This arguably could be the biggest scandal of Trump’s entire second term.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@DanielRPK Avengers vs X-men

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@ufc @Thebeast_ufc @paramountplus @cryptocom @RamTrucks Lewis has NEVER showed up in big fights.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@ufc @NoBickal @paramountplus @cryptocom @RamTrucks What a cuck.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

That tyson fury intro/walk out was utterly pointless. Literally said nothing. #ufc #ufcattheshithouse

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@brianmctaggart Arrighetti is washed. Looks at his last 3 starts.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@brianmctaggart Burrows is ass. Get him out of the rotation.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

Why arent there any #MAGA shirts that say “i love inflation”

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@astros Exit velo = 10

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@MLB @Braves Dubi in the Derby 2026!!!

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

Nothing can ruin my morning more than a mealy apple. 🍎.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

New societal rule: only show your vacation pictures if someone asks.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@astros this medical staff should be criminally investigated.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Update on Jose Altuve:

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Grateful to share that with the San Francisco Chronicle's endorsement, I have received the endorsement of every major editorial board that has chosen to endorse. Let's win this.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

@obsessionmovie was unsettling. I loved it.

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

I often get asked why I don't take corporate contributions. It's because I work for Californians, not special interests. I'm unfraid to stand up to anyone to do what's best for California families.

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

I've never taken a cent from corporate PACs because I refuse to be bought by the special interests in Sacramento. Unlike my opponents, I'm not in the pockets of big corporations. I'm holding them accountable.

[Outside Roob @OutsideRoob]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

The Supreme Court allowed women to continue to access the abortion pill mifepristone through telehealth visits, imposing a pause on a May 1 decision from the 5th US Circuit Court of Appeals that abruptly required women to obtain the drug through in-person visits. https://t.co/xu84kLISYb