lil duda, first of his name

Parm smells like eggs

[lil duda, first of his name @oven__boy]

I was gonna put up a picture of my mom for Mother's Day, then I remembered all of you are assholes

[Frankie🪆Fey @frankiefey]

straight from the smiling friends universe:

[lil duda, first of his name @oven__boy]

@Parmbir_singh @ConnorMayoros13 @lieslvanderpump You just want him in prison huh?

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Turns out the Sabres were right at home the whole time.

[lil duda, first of his name @oven__boy]

@Parmbir_singh You know what’s better than 2 pet crows? 3 pet crows

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

It’s Devils Daylight Savings. Adjust your clocks to Timo Time for the next eight years.

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Devils and Timo Meier have agreed to an 8 year deal worth $8.8 M AAV per season
@TSNHockey @TheAthletic

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

We have acquired Tyler Toffoli from Calgary in exchange for Yegor Sharangovich and our 2023 3rd Round Draft Pick.

📰 Full Details: https://t.co/oi4R3Ewm3r

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

Nice try, boat

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Hearing NJ and Jesper Bratt are closing in on an 8-year extension with a $7.875M AAV. Do the math and it’s $63M — which happens to be Bratt’s jersey number.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Jesper Bratt, signed 8x$7.85M by NJ, is a speedy high-end offensive winger with a combination of playmaking ability, dynamic rush play, and an accurate shot. #NJDevils

[lil duda, first of his name @oven__boy]

@TheBrattPack63 8 year and under $8 mil AAV???? Fitz masterclass yet again

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Fire up the Bratt Signal.

#NJDevils | #MadeinJersey

[Natural Habitat Shorts @Natural_habitok]

Fun fact: Platypus fur glows under black/UV light but scientists still don’t understand its function. 🦆🦫🔦

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

The Six Platonic Solids https://t.co/S34Y8K8OFP

[Amanda Stein @amandacstein]

Jack Hughes on his szn: "I think I (...) established myself as a really good player in the league. Maybe the goal-scoring a bit, I don’t know if anyone expected me to score 40 in my career, let alone 3 yrs after everyone was calling me the biggest bust ever, you know."

#NJDevils

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

Arizona: holds predraft workouts, loses 1st rounder

New Jersey: signs Ilya Kovalchuk to a contract that was legal at the time, loses 1st rounder

Chicago: covers up sexual abuse for a decade, Connor Bedard

[lil duda, first of his name @oven__boy]

@HKYJersey Large