David J. Bishop

he/him; Autism and ADHD-haver; creator of comedy webcomic Life on the Fourth Floor; updates twice a month.

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

See you on a website with less egregious racism I hope.
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[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

The savings bond has matured. Me, on the other hand...

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

@elonmusk My brother in Christ you BOUGHT THE WEBSITE

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

Let's talk about #MTG. Marjorie Taylor Greene is definitely Rakdos.

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

Reread the email where I pitched that The Spot should be the same guy who was hit by the bagel in SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE.

That was the moment I earned my keep.

#AcrossTheSpiderVerse
🥯💥😯

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

@TychoBrahe Did you know you can get elasticated belts, belts with a certain amount of give and stretch? They basically turn every pant into a sweatpant, but they look normal. I love mine.

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

@destroyed4com4t @AMan4AllSaisons Most people can.

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

I'm doing the thing. I watched Oppenheimer last night, now I'm seeing Barbie this morning.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

[moshibass @moshibass]

"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence Otamatone Cover by moshibass

Full Version available here: https://t.co/bLJtC2MR79

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

just perfection

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

@RoyalTacos3 @GallopingWalrus @fuckyouiquit What's the word for a two-way parasocial relationship where neither of you are really friends, you just reply to each others' posts.

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

@bragrman A decadent act that set them on a path to inexorable decline and baconnaise.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

STUDIO EXECUTIVES: "We're not going to pay you. Hopefully computers can replace you. In fact, we're going to take things you've already made and make them disappear forever."

SAG & WGA: "That doesn't seem fair."

STUDIO EXECUTIVES: "Why are you bullying us?!"

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

@GallopingWalrus @fuckyouiquit Truly the real Twitter was the friends we made along the way, who are all on Threads now.

[David J. Bishop @Ovenready]

@GallopingWalrus @fuckyouiquit Truly the real Twitter was the friends we made along the way, who are all on Threads now.