Overheard at DBU

This is for funny/stupid things that you overhear at DBU. Anything that you overhear or maybe even see at DBU, tweet it!

[Overheard at DBU @overheardatdbu]

It's time for intramurals people lets get it! #basketball #watch #DBU

[JesusStatue @Jesus_Statue]

DBU won the Super Bowl! #PatriotsWIN

[Angela Hayward @oh_hayAngela]

"We're almost juniors and we don't have boyfriends? DBU better give us some refunds." @DBUprobz @overheardatdbu

[Shelby Lewis @Shelby_suz]

@overheardatdbu "what you're doing is selfish and un-Christlike." -guy who can't stand other people talking

[David Kaylor (FinTech APIs) @Davidkaylor]

"Hey girl, I got a two person hammock calling your name" @overheardatdbu #butreallythough #DBUishome

[Cam Champion @camwisethebrave]

"The chapel isn't hipster enough for #vscocam". @overheardatdbu

[Millennial Trash @MILLENNIALTRSH]

@overheardatdbu "There's this church in California that uses @Doritos for their communion."

[Amanda Vasquez @AmandaR_Vasquez]

"If I had to pick between Cinco de Mayo and Cinco de Pi-o, I would definitely pick Pi Theta Tau boys..." @overheardatdbu

[Cam Champion @camwisethebrave]

Freshman in the mailroom: "I'd really like to entertain the idea of getting married while in college." @overheardatdbu @DBUprobz #why

[Overheard at DBU @overheardatdbu]

"I spit in a squirrels face today"

[Overheard at DBU @overheardatdbu]

Guy- "I got told by two guys today that I'm hot. That's cool and all but I'm attracting the wrong gender"

[Kenady Toombs @keatsyken]

Calm down, cafe. Calm down.@overheardatdbu

[Noah Benjamin @noahbenjamin]

@overheardatdbu @DBUprobz Hey, o hi, you working here? Nahh just twerking? #BWhahahah! #what #CLCtweeets #DBUprobz #nocomment

[Noah Benjamin @noahbenjamin]

@overheardatdbu you will never get hurt!! I won't allow it!! #tablebehind

[Jessica Kowalski @kowalskijessica]

Someone soaped the Mayler fountain. Whole new meaning to community bathrooms.... @DBUprobz

[Overheard at DBU @overheardatdbu]

"I'm training my inner voice to sound like Morgan Freeman."

[Molly @mollygirl16]

"This coffee tastes like bacon." @overheardatdbu

[Kenady Toombs @keatsyken]

@overheardatdbu "Can you like even imagine, praying in Gethsemane? Talk about your faith booster! And it'll be in summer. Tanning season!"

[David Kaylor (FinTech APIs) @Davidkaylor]

Other schools: "I'd tap that"
DBU: "Man, I just wanna guard her heart, ya know?"
#ChristianPickupLines @overheardatdbu