Overheard in Toronto

Within earshot.

[Gimmick *blue checkmark* @gimmickthegnome]

ACTUALLY overheard on a Toronto street at midnight on a Saturday...
Exasperated millenial: "I'm gender-boring."

#onlyagapay

[Don Curren 🇺🇦 @dbcurren]

Overheard in #Toronto: (something you wouldn't overhear 10 or 15 years ago - at least not in public) "Do you own many marijuana stocks?"

[overheard_ttc @overheard_ttc]

Girl to friend: "If I don't read the texts I sent last night, then they didn't happen." #Overheard #TTC #Toronto #ossington #morningafter

[overheard_ttc @overheard_ttc]

High school student: "Yesterday, I wore jeans and got kicked out of class. Gym teachers are so annoying." #Overheard #ttc #Toronto

[Pete Carmichael @petevolts]

"Baby steps are for babies" - @OverheardTO #overheard #toronto

[Martin @martooner]

@Aclarkcomedy @OverheardTO A Torontonian in a doctor's office, says: "It Hurts When I Green P."#NationalDoctorsDay #GreenP.#Toronto.#jokes.

[Martin @martooner]

@OverheardTO Overheard in a change room in Old Navy store in the Eaton Centre: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of the Mall?"

[patrick @unrealpat]

"We are just so comfortable with each other we just, like, fart all the time." #overheard #toronto @overheardto #truelove

[overheard_ttc @overheard_ttc]

"Ham and cheese sandwiches are my favourite, because they're the best. There's no reason to eat something else." #overheard #ttc #toronto

[My Sister Knows @mysisterknows]

@OverheardTO "I thought the Grammys were a little too political" says privileged white male who doesn't realize how privileged he is 😒

[Tariq Kieran @tariq_kieran]

Overheard in Toronto: and that's where the strychnine is going to come in... 🤔

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

Overheard at Holy Oak, Toronto:

"Everyone knows me for wearing these super sexy long dresses"

[Pete Carmichael @petevolts]

"The best time to litter is when it's snowing." #overheard #toronto #parkdale #modelcitizen @OverheardTO

[Josh Beneteau @jbenny15]

Overheard on the subway: "every city in Ontario outside of Toronto is just sad." Then that dumb teen shook his head very fast

[Lorne Rubenstein @lornerubenstein]

Overheard a moment ago in a Toronto bookstore: "Those three weeks when I couldn't sleep, I read so much Nietzsche." And then she moved on.