Overheard at Vets

Overheard at the Veterinary Clinic. Cast of characters - VS - Vet Surgeon, (S)VN - (Student) Vet Nurse, RS - Reception/Support, O - Owner. Inform & entertain.

[Burgetta Eplin Wheeler @burgetta_nando]

Listening to some @NCStateVetMed veterinary students dissecting a recent quiz. “I’m like, that’s what’s going to take me out? A question about whether all lizards have legs?” #overheard #studentlife

[Azealia Spanx @poop_emoticon]

[overheard in veterinary clinic] my dog does this thing where he is very cute. make him stop.

[Gerrit De Vynck 🦭 @GerritD]

Duolingo blog on Ukrainian language has more nuance and moral authority than most of what the Big Tech companies have put out this week

[Ryan Van Tuyl @ryanvantuyl]

Overheard Newport Beach veterinary waiting room, about a dog:

“We switched him to a plant based diet.”

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[NightNurse RVN @NightNurseRVN]

Overheard in Veterinary:

"You smell nice! What are you wearing?"
"Pet Remedy."

[AnonyVet @Anonyvet]

Client: I’m really worried about my dog….she keeps barking randomly and staring at corners…

Me: Let’s start with bloods?

Client: But I don’t think this’ll show on bloods. Because……. I think she barks at ghosts….

Me: She sees dead people?

#sixthsense
#vettwitter
#vetmed

[CɑԵ Mօյօ 😻🐾 @TeamCatMojo]

Me and Tommy are at the vets getting snipped and chipped ✂️ I've just overheard the vet on the phone telling Dad I'm a girl! 👗🙀 Any name suggestions for me #catsoftwitter? The kitten formerly known as Boris (I'm on the right) x

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Overheard at the vets...

Woman: I think my cat is vomiting because she’s an attention seeker

Vet: Cats.....don’t make themselves sick for attention

😳

[Mhairi McFarlane @MhairiMcF]

My friend Steve is getting a kitten & he let his 10 year old son name it, and he chose 'Steve.' Every time I think about it I start laughing again. Hi have you met my cat, he is also called Steve

[AM @Andr6wMale]

Overheard at the vets: “Imagine the anus as the middle of a clock face.”

#YokoOno

[Strugnella70 @sarahstrugnell]

@LeonHobbes @icod I have an Alan. First visit to the vet, we were asked « is it Allllaaaaaarn? » Nope- Alan.

[Nessa🌈🐾 + Macie Doodle 🌈🐾🇨🇦 @DoodleNessa]

Overheard at the vets: "Where's the best place to get scrubs?"
Me: "The passenger side of his best friends ride."
#ThursdayThoughts

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Cooper is indignant because he overheard the vets describing his magic foot as a "deformed toe"

[Overheard at Vets @OverheardVets]

@MJBurkMD @AllisonRBond I was just coming to say exactly this…

[Not Another Vet Nurse, Inc. @not_vet]

Telling veterinary professionals you appreciate them then underpaying them, overworking them, allowing clients to verbally abuse them, understaffing them, and denying them breaks/lunches/vacation is emotional and psychological abuse. Stop.

[Twïstëd Up Inside @twistedup_Nside]

If it fits it… sleeps?

This dog is so fucking weird.

[Birdman @clwydforest]

9.00 pm. Phone goes.
"Hi, I know it's late, but my dogs had a sore ear for 4 days......"
Good job I love my job.