Owais Ali

Antique Rugs Dealer.

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[AURAGOALX @AURAGOALX]

🚨 Classic World Cup banter: Ancelotti meets Scaloni and asks how he picks such smart players for Argentina

Scaloni: “Easy. I ask them one intelligent question. If they get it right, they’re in my squad. Watch…”

Scaloni calls Messi over:
“Messi, your father and mother have a baby. It’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Messi: “It’s me, obviously.”

Scaloni to Ancelotti: “See? That’s the level.”

Ancelotti goes back to Brazil camp, calls Raphinha:
“Raphinha, same question your parents have a baby, not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Raphinha: “No idea… I’ll ask the boys.”

Nobody knows. They tell him to call Neymar.

Raphinha: “Ney, quick questio parents have a baby, not brother or sister. Who?”

Neymar: “It’s me, bro!”

Raphinha runs back: “Coach, it’s Neymar!”

Ancelotti smiles: “Wrong, Raphinha… The baby is Messi!”

Pure Brazilian intelligence vs Argentine IQ. Who’s winning this World Cup?

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

@Eureka_ForbesIN do you really have no way to rectify a mistake in contact details of a person? I have been receiving texts and calls for years now for someone named Kumar Sunaina. Despite me raising concerns with your reps that its the wrong number, no help and no change

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath, he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied,
"He went that way."

After the Military Police ran off,
the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough, sister.
You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran."

The nun said,
"I understand completely."

The soldier added,
"I hope I'm not being rude,
but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied,
"If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls...
I don't want to go to Iran either!"

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

@shairoftheday Bhala Khauf e Naaseh sataayega kya ab
Hua tera aashiq, raqeeb aasmaaN ka

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Dude's morphing into Diego costa

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Simon Cowell 2003 vs. 2025

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

@Deepak1Sharma34 @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews @JioCare Airtel service also resumed thankfully some time back. Both mobile and fiber.

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

What use is all this market cap shit when @airtelindia can't even restore any kind of services in J&k?? Close to 24 hours now, no mobile network , no wifi, no fiber, Nothing .... Not even 2G .... Sham!! @Airtel_Presence @airtelnews

[INDmoney @INDmoneyApp]

Bharti Airtel’s market cap is no joke

Bigger than countries

Bigger than brands 🚀

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Hey @Airtel_Presence @airtelindia @airtelnews whats the update regarding resumption of services in J&K?? What exactly has happened that all mobile services, calling, Internet, Fiber... Everything is down. All my family members use airtel and i can't contact anyone.

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

@nothing @grok Hi

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Tight Tight Tight!

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

😂😂

[Ole @ole_stht]

Jude lmao… First he emotes instead of pressing Pedri, allowing the pass and then he goes on a relaxing walk while Pedri just jogs into entire acres of space and scores😂

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Now @GoogleIndia @GoogleMyBiz @Google @googlemaps has suspended my business profile. There is no clear reasoning as to why its happened. I appealed which was denied, again without any clear reason. Can anyone help a small business owner??

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Changing your business address on google is a royal pain in the ass.... I have been at it for weeks now with no solution. One customer service rep just sends me the same email with the same steps as solution.
Wtf @GoogleIndia @GoogleMyBiz @Google

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Changing your business address on google is a royal pain in the ass.... I have been at it for weeks now with no solution. One customer service rep just sends me the same email with the same steps as solution.
Wtf @GoogleIndia @GoogleMyBiz @Google

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Glenn Phillips is a joke! That catch brings back jonty vibes to my generation.

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Hahahahahaha 😂🤣

[Bihar News @biharmemes]

Lord bavuma ke anguthe fas gye 😭😭
#SAvSL

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Terrible experience, pathetic service our family had to endure with @MAS
Never again!

[Syed @syede]

I am extremely frustrated with the terrible service from @MAS. After being a loyal customer for over 15 years, the experience my family had recently—and what they're currently enduring in KL—is unacceptable. I will never choose you as my airline again.

[Owais Ali @owaissyed]

Ye to apne Mac bhai hain

[🪽VELLION🪽 @Vellion_]

Pls give this dude a name

[Blood Donors India @BloodDonorsIn]

#Delhi 10 blood points B-positive in Delhi.

If anybody wants to donate then call on this 7006446221 (Salman)
Address dehli vasant kunj iLbs hospital. Via @saqib_mustafa